Ever wondered what a 'two-four' means in Canada? Or why a 'beaver tail' is not an animal part but a delectable treat? We unravel these and other uniquely Canadian phrases and discuss curious terms like 'elastics', 'Gong Show', 'process cheese', 'humidex', with each offering an intriguing insight into Canadian culture. For those of you planning a trip 'up North', or just love learning about different cultures, this episode is a goldmine!
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Ever wondered what a 'two-four' means in Canada? Or why a 'beaver tail' is not an animal part but a delectable treat? We unravel these and other uniquely Canadian phrases and discuss curious terms like 'elastics', 'Gong Show', 'process cheese', 'humidex', with each offering an intriguing insight into Canadian culture. For those of you planning a trip 'up North', or just love learning about different cultures, this episode is a goldmine!
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this week's episode of the Wikikaze podcast. I am your host, kool Kyle, and with me, as always, the RevGa.
Speaker 2:How you doing there bud. How's it going there eh?
Speaker 1:Oh, going with a little Canadian.
Speaker 2:Well, it's part of the show theme today there, don't you know?
Speaker 1:Well, that's fun.
Speaker 2:I will not be talking in this accent the entire time. They're just to let you know there, bud.
Speaker 1:Oh geez.
Speaker 2:So before we get into the main show today, Which is 75 Canadian English slang terms you need to know if you're ever going to move to the great white north of Canada.
Speaker 1:Canada. We have made a decision with the show because right now in the summer months there's not a lot of sports going on and it's kind of a struggle to find content.
Speaker 2:So we're breaking up, No.
Speaker 1:I'm kidding, we are taking a hiatus from the sports show.
Speaker 2:No, say it isn't so. Oh, there's so much good sports content you put out, though, guys, but don't worry, we will still have a little sports content.
Speaker 1:We will talk about some of the highlights that we need to talk about on the entertainment show at the very end. So you'll still if you want to hear us talk a little bit sports, you know tune into the entertainment, have some fun and then listen to.
Speaker 2:However, if there's a big demand and people say no, no, we want a sports show back, we'll do it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, of course We're going to do what you want.
Speaker 2:But within reason.
Speaker 1:Yeah, within reason?
Speaker 2:No, it's just. I mean there's no hockey right now, There's no football right now. Football maybe another month or so. That's when training camps start for football and people start to kind of get ready And if there's obviously any major news that's brought out there, we'll talk about it. Obviously, july will be free and frenzy for the NHL, so we'll be talking about that. Players moving around. We do in fantasy football talk, which Steph has expressed interest in being on multiple episodes for fantasy football, but we'll we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. But okay, we could talk baseball. But honestly, i just there's not a lot. Well, it's not that there's not a lot. There's plenty to talk about. I mean, we could briefly talk about how the angels dropped 25 runs the other night on the Rockies.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but what I mean is is that you're not going to have a game like that. Usually, games are a little bit closer than that, a little bit more. No, that's true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I feel the same way with baseball that I feel about with basketball, where I don't watch enough of it to feel confident about being able to talk weekly. And as much as I'm trying not to deter people from our show, there are shows that are specifically dedicated to just talking about football or baseball or whatever.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We're trying to like be a little bit of a melting pot of a little bit of everything And obviously I'll throw my two cents when it comes to sports. And for those of you who have known me for a while, i can carry a pretty damn good conversation with sports And if I have to look into stuff I can do it. It's basically my life.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But as far as just like looking at downloads and stuff, we're just like you know what. It's not that bad And we had talked about it before you and I.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And said maybe we could just kind of take a bit of a break. And I was hesitant at first because I was like, well, we kind of started the show with mostly doing sports and then having it bounce back and forth because we weren't just any sports to talk about. But now it seems like the entertainment aspect is more prevalent. So and I'm fine, and I've accepted that and that's fine And obviously look forward to next week. If you're going to be listening to the episode, we'll be talking about money in the bank and what happened at the pay-per-view this coming Saturday. Well, actually by the time the episode's out, it'll already have happened.
Speaker 1:So look for our thoughts on that. Our entertainment shows are going to be a mixture of different things, so we will be able to still have an entertainment aspect, but then talk a little bit of sports. So don't be afraid if you're like, oh man, i'm not going to get my sports fix, you'll still have a little bit of that. We just have to look at this as we're recording two episodes, we don't have an hour's worth of content of sports to talk about, at least during the summer.
Speaker 2:No, for those of you who have noticed, the last few weeks have kind of just been like we've done what Quizzes? We did a quiz recently, we did the sports game a couple weeks ago, we did the card draft last week And it's just kind of like we both looked at each other after the show and I was just kind of like ugh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and we can still do those sort of things, you know, maybe as like a side episode, or maybe even for the Patreon subscribers.
Speaker 2:I will say I thought about it the other day and I said to myself I kind of wish you had a more vast knowledge when it came to like baseball players, because with the All-Star game coming up and I think next month we could have done like an all-time, like All-Star draft.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But I know you don't know as many baseball players as I do, especially like I would. I mean I could go for like multiple decades but I probably would. Just because it's my realm, i would probably just stick in the 90s.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. No, i definitely don't know as much about baseball as I do football and hockey.
Speaker 2:I mean, granted, I could. you know we could do the whole thing that we do with the other drafts, where you just write the player's name down, and then you'd be like, okay, I recognize that player's name, I'll take this player.
Speaker 1:but Yeah, yeah. I mean, there are certain players that I do recognize. If I saw their name, i'd be like oh I know.
Speaker 2:Well, obviously, like you know, if you're going in the 90s, you're looking at Derek Jeter, ken Griffey Jr, roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, sammy Sosa, just to name a few.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and those are all names I recognize.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:So if they were written down, i could go okay, yeah, i'm going to take that person, right. So I mean, we could do something like that. Potentially, we'll see.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you'd have to do a little bit of research and we'd have to get a list made out.
Speaker 1:We'll see, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:But for now, there, friends, we're going to go enjoy some slang from our neighbors to the north. Oh yeah, oh yeah. So in case you didn't know, this is say what? Yeah, this is, i was going to do it, oh okay, i was going to do it Yeah. But so you know. Sorry, but not sorry there You're kind of a bit of a wholzer. A wholzer, a wholzer That might be one of your words. You need to know there bud. So quick little facts for Canada Over 86% of Canadians are able to converse in English and 75% of them are able to speak English at home.
Speaker 1:Oh, good to know.
Speaker 2:The more you know. Okay, so let's start off with, i guess, food slang when it comes to Canadians. I'm going to actually turn my things sideways here. My phone so I can read This is just going to be a pain in the butt because there's a whole bunch of crap in the way. Oh boy, okay, First slang term.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:My phone is testing my patience this morning, double, double.
Speaker 1:Double, double throw you on trouble.
Speaker 2:What's a double?
Speaker 1:double Sounds like a food term.
Speaker 2:These are all food terms. Oh well, hey This whole category is all food terms. I just literally said that.
Speaker 1:Did you say that?
Speaker 2:I did. I said we're going to start off with food terms.
Speaker 1:Oh, i thought I didn't hear that part. All right, you know my brain Dummy, yeah Yeah, brain of a goldfish, yeah, i know. Or just selective hearing.
Speaker 2:The following Canadian slang phrases are food terms.
Speaker 1:Can you please repeat that?
Speaker 2:F-O-O-D food. So you're first Kyle. Your first word is double double.
Speaker 1:Is that a burger?
Speaker 2:No, we're not at in and out.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:A double double is an oversized cup of coffee with two creams and two sugars. So if you go to your local Tim Hortons, or as they would call it, Timmy's, you would say can I get a large double double?
Speaker 1:Okay, i don't know if I'm ever at Tim Hortons.
Speaker 2:Do you know what homo milk is?
Speaker 1:Oh Jesus, is that like homogenized milk? Yeah, it's homogenized. or home milk? Yeah, thank God, homo milk. I don't want to get canceled.
Speaker 2:It's not, you're not going to get canceled. It's literally homo milk It's what it calls.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying what I was thinking.
Speaker 2:If, for what it's worth, that's what it used to come up on the price tag at CVS.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It would say like homo milk. And I'm just like that's funny. And then I was like because it's homogenized, because they can't put the whole thing. Tim Hortons, Timbit I know I've talked about this before Timbit, Timbit.
Speaker 1:Is that like bacon?
Speaker 2:No, i'll give you another guess. I'll give you one more guess, timbit. By the way, some of these might be pronounced in French and if I am off, i apologize in advance to anybody from Canada or anybody else who knows what I'm talking about, even though I don't know how to pronounce it.
Speaker 1:I don't think we've had. I think we've had like one. can We've had a couple?
Speaker 2:I'm hoping maybe the Canadian slang reels them in. Yeah, Yeah. Oh, what are these two goofy Americans talking about this time there, bud?
Speaker 1:Oh geez, timbits. Maybe it's like a tater tot. No.
Speaker 2:Timbits from Tim Hortons are basically their version of a munchkin that you would get at Dunkin Donuts. Oh, bite-sized fried dough confectionery similar to American donuts but uniquely Canadian. They've also been around since the 1970s. Okay, all right, timbits, timbits, so you would get. You could get an order of Timbits with your large double-double.
Speaker 1:Oh, there you go, there you go All right, i'm going to try this.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to full send and try it. All right, there we go. Huh, serviettes.
Speaker 1:Serviettes.
Speaker 2:If I need to spell that for you, I will Serviettes.
Speaker 1:Serviettes. Is it an actual food item or is it like an inanimate food item?
Speaker 2:It's an it's it's. It's not a food item. It's meant to help with food, though.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's exactly what I was thinking. I was thinking maybe like forks and knives, like utensils. You're really close Spoon.
Speaker 2:No, if you have something on your face, you would use a napkin. Yeah, it's a paper napkin. I think that's what you see, Like when you buy a package of napkins it says serviettes Spelled S-E-R-V-I-E-T-T-E-S. Okay Serviettes, I believe it is. So it's a paper, napkin, icing sugar.
Speaker 1:Icing sugar. I mean, it sounds like cake icing, but I mean it, it, i don't know, it's powdered sugar. Oh, powdered sugar. Okay, fair enough, two, four, two, four, like T-W-O and then F-O-U-R.
Speaker 2:Yep two, four.
Speaker 1:Two, four. I mean, is that another utensil or is that an actual food?
Speaker 2:It's beverage.
Speaker 1:Beverage.
Speaker 2:Two, four.
Speaker 1:Four Is it like a carbonated beverage, like a soda?
Speaker 2:It's a adult beverage Beer. It's a 24, it's a case of 24 beers, cans or bottles. Oh, so if you're going to get a pack of two, four.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right.
Speaker 2:How about a Mickey?
Speaker 1:Sounds like a drug. It's, I believe, people have have referenced slipping somebody a Mickey. Yes, yeah, so is it a mouse?
Speaker 2:No, no, no, they wouldn't eat mice in Canada.
Speaker 1:Ew, gross Mickey, i don't know. It's a 26 ounce bottle of hard alcohol give or take? Oh okay, mickey.
Speaker 2:So, mickey, is like, if you had like a 26 ounce bottle of like, like hard liquor, like fireball, or okay, all right. Chocolate bars. Are you trying to stump me?
Speaker 1:It's just chocolate bars. It's just literally chocolate bars, chocolate candy. Yeah, okay, thanks, canada. That's super exciting. I'm going to wait for you to drink because I don't want you to laugh. I don't want to laugh. I don't want to laugh.
Speaker 2:I don't want to laugh. I don't want you to laugh. I don't need to be spat at with water. Do you know what moles and muscle is?
Speaker 1:That's what I got.
Speaker 2:Actually you do have moles and muscle. It's a little little. No, it's not what you think it is.
Speaker 1:Is it like a clam?
Speaker 2:No moles and muscle is beer belly.
Speaker 1:Oh, I definitely have.
Speaker 2:You've got some moles and muscle.
Speaker 1:I got some moles and muscle all day.
Speaker 2:Is it like a Kraft dinner or?
Speaker 1:KD. Is that like a macaroni and cheese? It is, ah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Have Kraft dinner. Kraft dinner I first heard when I figured out what it was on South Park, because that's what Terrence and Phillip had. Terrence, we should have Kraft dinner.
Speaker 1:I did not know that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like the very first season of South Park. They did their, so they were trying to figure out who Cartman's dad was.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And they were going through this whole thing And at the time when they did the episode because it was like one of the first like four or five episodes they did And they had a thing where they were like, okay, you have to wait until next week to find out who Cartman's dad is. But at the same time, on the episode of South Park, they were talking about how Terrence and Phillip were going to come out with a TV special called Ashes of Fire. Oh yeah, Based on a true story, And so they were. they did this whole thing where they were like. you know, you've waited six weeks to find out who Cartman's dad was, but you're going to have to wait again. And it was like surprise April Fools or something, And they actually showed the episode of Ashes of Fire that week. Then you had to wait one more week to find out. And during the episode they talked about. Let's have Kraft dinner.
Speaker 1:Okay, i'm going to go back and watch that now. Yeah, it's been a while since I've seen that. I do remember that episode, though, back when, like it was all paper cut out and it was all not like it was today.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, um Freesie.
Speaker 1:Is that like a slushie?
Speaker 2:It's close Like a milkshake No, think about um like an icy, like Italian ice sort of. Sort of Yeah, it's a Frees pop, frees pop.
Speaker 1:Okay, it's a freezer on ice pop. Okay, all right.
Speaker 2:Oh God, um, i'm going to say it and try my best with my pronunciation, because this looks, this is pretty much French.
Speaker 1:Oh boy.
Speaker 2:And if you need it spelled, i will spell for you D-PENYOR, d-penyor, or D-PENYOR, d-e-p-a-n-n-e-u-r, d-penyor, d-penyor. I'm probably pronouncing this wrong and I do apologize if I am.
Speaker 1:But you spelled it, so in my head I can see it.
Speaker 2:but By the way, there's a little like French, like inflection over the E, yeah, to make it sound French.
Speaker 1:Okay, um, i mean, if I had to take a shot in the dark, i would say like, maybe like ice cream, or No Way off What, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:You would, you would go to, you would go to this, uh, this place to purchase things.
Speaker 1:Oh, like a, um, like a convenience store.
Speaker 2:That's exactly what it is A convenience store.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, all right. Rotten, ronnies, rotten, ronnies Rotten.
Speaker 2:Ronnies.
Speaker 1:Oh Jesus.
Speaker 2:By the way, we might have to steal this phrase because this is funny.
Speaker 1:I mean it sounds like a tomato or something, but like you throw a rotten Ronnie at somebody.
Speaker 2:No, rotten Ronnies, you ready for this All right, it's McDonald's Rotten Ronnies is McDonald's Rotten Ronnies? Or I also saw the other phrase. It says mcdicks and it's basically a term of endearment from McDonald's Yep. So we're going to Rotten Ronnies to get Rotten Ronnies Rotten.
Speaker 1:Ronnies or mcdicks. Yep, i like it Yeah.
Speaker 2:We, just we. We stick with Mickey D's here in America.
Speaker 1:We're trying to you know, try to be, you know, nice about it, right.
Speaker 2:Rotten Ronnies. That's funny, Makes sense. Ronald McDonald. Rotten Ronnies.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, have they had any Rotten Ronnies lately? No, no, i do want to try it because I've heard it's delicious. I got to find out if there's one, because I do want to go back to Canada. I want to go to the hockey hall of fame again because I didn't get enough time there.
Speaker 1:Do you need a passport for Canada?
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:All right, i got to get my passport.
Speaker 2:You either need a passport or I think if you get your license and you have a star in your license, you can show that in, like your birth certificate or something. But at that point the passport is probably more beneficial because it's it goes for 10 years, like technically. I think my passport's still good, yeah, so I have to go get it redone. but I do want to go back to Canada to-.
Speaker 1:Where do you have a passport done? at the DMV Post office? I think Post office okay.
Speaker 2:Or you can get your. I think most of it goes to the post office. I know you can go to CVS to get your passport photo. Yeah, but I'd rather just go to the post office and just do it there. That's what I did when I had to go to England. The first couple, the first time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Because I mean I don't plan on going anywhere outside the United States within the next year or two, but, like you know, maybe a few years down the road.
Speaker 2:Well, it's something to also have, because if we decide to, let's say you know, well, let's go up to Ottawa to go see the Bruins play.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll go to Ottawa, that's true.
Speaker 2:But I do want to go back to the hockey hall of fame. But their their burger chain. They have up there their big one And I don't know if it's in all of Canada. It's called Harveys.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I've heard of it.
Speaker 2:Okay, i want to try it. I want to-.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because I, I, I watch, you know, Sportsnet or TSN or whatever. if I'm watching hockey coverage and I see these commercials and I'm like I want to try this shit, It looks good.
Speaker 1:I've seen the ads for it And I'm like that looks pretty decent.
Speaker 2:Get a Harvey burger, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And you can go get a an order of 10 bits with a double double.
Speaker 1:Oh, 10 bits with double double Sounds good.
Speaker 2:We used to have a Tim Hortons and where we live, where five guys is.
Speaker 1:Question Yo, i wonder if they have Dunkin. Donuts in Canada I think they do, or if all the Tim Hortons just choked out.
Speaker 2:No, i think they do. I mean, it's the same thing where, like, starbucks is prominent on the West Coast, but there's still Starbucks on the East Coast.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So I'm sure there are probably Dunkin Donuts in Canada, but I think people just prefer Tim Hortons because that's, that's their thing, that's their thing versus like we prefer Dunkin Donuts Because don't forget because, don't forget, if you go up to like the border, where, like Buffalo is, they probably have Dunkin Donuts but they probably also have Tim Hortons because it's on the border.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, what happened.
Speaker 2:I don't know if that's a good or a bad omen, but you just knocked over Brad Marsh in.
Speaker 1:You did knock over Brad Marsh and you did.
Speaker 2:How could you?
Speaker 1:Brad Marsh and was on the Chris Jericho side. That's your side.
Speaker 2:Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't you. you bumped into the table What You knocked over the Rat King. How could you? I didn't do it. I can't believe you done this On that note, we're going to go to our next word because we got to speed this up. This is going to be a lot longer than I thought it would be, but it's okay. You know why? Because it's only one episode today. That is true, booze can.
Speaker 1:Booze can, booze can.
Speaker 2:Is that a beer? It's illegal after hours bar?
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, all right. How about Caesar Salad? No, ah, uh, caesar, i don't know.
Speaker 2:It's a cocktail, not a salad similar to a Bloody Mary, but made with Clemado juice. Made with what? Clemado juice? And, by the way, your next word is Clemado juice.
Speaker 1:Clemado juice. Well, I mean, sounds like tomato juice. I'm going to go with tomato juice.
Speaker 2:It's clam and tomato juice. It's the Clemado juice part.
Speaker 1:Oh it sounds gross.
Speaker 2:I guarantee you, guarantee you, you will know the next word. Oh, okay, if you don't, I may reach across the desk and smack you.
Speaker 1:I can't push back any further. Shit, shit.
Speaker 2:It's poutine.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it's gravy.
Speaker 2:Gravy, it's French fries, or thin potato chips covered with cheese, curds and gravy. I was going to say I know you know poutine, because we had it at local burger.
Speaker 1:Yes, we did When I had my Juicy Lucy.
Speaker 2:We were up in Oh. Juicy Lucy, was that Northampton?
Speaker 1:Yes, northampton, yeah, northampton, yeah. I still miss Juicy Lucy.
Speaker 2:You didn't even have a Juicy Lucy.
Speaker 1:Well, i mean, you had the. What did I have?
Speaker 2:The local burger. I think the local burger like special or something. I thought I had a Juicy Lucy. No, i had a Juicy Lucy. You had a local burger that was like their vintage, like their actual.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, yeah, Well, i mean, you know, i miss Juicy Lucy for you.
Speaker 2:I still have a picture of Juicy Lucy that you took, oh my.
Speaker 1:God, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:If you don't know what it is. If you do know, you know, you know. If you don't know, the Juicy Lucy is a burger you can get at. I'm solidified in just thinking about it right now. Yeah, it was just a regular burger, but it's got Kind of cheese was in the middle of that, wasn't it like Pepper Jack or something? That wasn't Pepper Jack, it was, i want to say it. I don't think it was mozzarella cheese. It was something like that, though, but basically the burger took like 20 minutes to make because it came out like ready to go. Like they warned me when they gave me the burger. They said this is going to gush when you take your first bite, so please be careful. And I took a bite, and then you, like, you kind of squeezed it and it kind of looked like a pimple, and it was delicious though.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, i was going to look up really quickly just to see if I could find it again. Go ahead. I'm going to say Northampton, all right, so let's see their website.
Speaker 2:While you're looking by the way, your next word is tortier or tortier.
Speaker 1:Sounds like a chocolate. It's not.
Speaker 2:It's spelled T-O-R-T-I-E-R-E or T-O-U-R-T-I-E-R-E.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i don't know, it's a meat pie. Oh okay, oh yeah, okay. So here the juice of Lucy is. It's 12 ounces patty stuffed with American cheese, served molten hot. That's what it is. That's what it is. What did I have? The local burger, i think, is what I had. You did exactly what you had The signature two six-ounce patties with cheddar and American cheese, bacon, mushroom onion and red peppers.
Speaker 2:There's only three locations for local burger One's in Northampton and I think, another one's in Massachusetts, and then there's one in Haydenville, massachusetts, and there's one in Keen. Is that New Hampshire?
Speaker 1:New Hampshire yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:And then they had. We had that. We did the poutine because I had never had poutine fries before and I was like I'm doing this and I had poutine and it was delicious. And then we each had shakes and they were delightful.
Speaker 1:Yeah, your slogan, by the way, is burgers, fries, shakes and more. It's not fast food, it's good food, fast It was actually all very good.
Speaker 2:It was delicious. It was very pricey but totally worth every bit of it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was like 14 bucks for a burger.
Speaker 2:but All right, we are moving on to a beaver tail or a whale's tail.
Speaker 1:Is that a hairstyle?
Speaker 2:We're still in the food realm.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:I'll let you know when we're out of the food realm Food realm. Beaver tail or a whale's tail. I'll say a whale's tail because you have a whale or sat on. Even though there's not one color, that's whaler's colors, maybe the white, that's it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i saw there were blue ones there, but I didn't like the way they looked.
Speaker 2:Blue and green, man, blue and green, that's the iconic colors.
Speaker 1:I had to go with my natural Your white whaler's logo with camo. Yeah, it's camo.
Speaker 2:Because when I think Hartford whalers, I think camo.
Speaker 1:Listen, it's not about the colors, it's about the logo.
Speaker 2:It's being sold off like some cheap whore.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I have no idea what a rat's tail is. It's not a rat's tail, it's a beaver's tail or a whaletail. Okay.
Speaker 2:It's a fried pastry dough smothered in toppings like Nutella chocolate spread. Oh, that sounds good. All right, i'm going to try this. Be gentle, all right. Nanimo bar, nanimo bar, n-a-n-a-i-m-o. Nanimo, nanimo, nanimo, nanimo, nanimo or nanimo. Tell me you're not Canadian without telling me, you're. Canadian. This sounds delightful.
Speaker 1:I mean. So we're talking about food.
Speaker 2:Nanimo bar or nanimo bar.
Speaker 1:You said it sounds delicious, so it probably won't be a sushi bar, because you were in a huge fan of the sushi.
Speaker 2:It's a dessert Like a dessert bar. Well, it's a multi-layered brownie with icing.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Oh, that does sound delicious. Multi-layer you say Multi-layer, how about a butter tart?
Speaker 1:Butter tart. For some reason I'm thinking like a pop tart.
Speaker 2:No, It is a sweet pastry shell tart with a filling of butter, sugar, syrup and egg baked to a semi-solid filling and crunchy top, So almost like a toaster pastry. Huh.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, i don't think I've ever had one.
Speaker 2:How about a pimele bacon? Pimele bacon Sounds like a pina colada with bacon. No, pimele bacon Wet cured, unsmoked back bacon made from trim lean bone.
Speaker 1:I got the bacon right.
Speaker 2:I got the bacon right boneous pork loin and rolled in cornmeal.
Speaker 1:Yes, I got the bacon right. That's all I know about.
Speaker 2:Your last word in the food category is bumbleberry pie.
Speaker 1:Well, i'm thinking it might be a mixture of different berries, bacon and That's exactly what it is It's mixed berry pie.
Speaker 2:There is no such thing as berry. There is no such berry as a bumbleberry. Oh That's, I guess you found a B in your pie and then it would be a bumbleberry, Because it's a bumbleberry Ah. That was a bumbleberry. Yeah, All right. The next category Do you have your listening ears on Kyle? I have my listening ears on. Mind your habits and manners. Okay So, and obviously you've heard, canadians love to say sorry and pardon.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:And of course they hit you with. I don't know if it's in here. It's not A, which everybody knows, A, Let's see The classic. So I don't know if it'll be in the thing, but I'm just going to read off about A, Because everybody, I think, automatically assumes or knows when you say A it's Canadian And that's spelled E-H, usually with a question mark.
Speaker 1:A.
Speaker 2:The classic term used in everyday Canadian conversations, can indicate that you don't understand something or can't believe something is true. You can even use it if you want the other person to respond to something you said. It's similar to ha right, and what commonly found in American and British English. So it's I'm sure I'm trying to think of like a comparison word that we would have that we would use for something like that. That means that can mean one thing, but it also means something else.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What's something that I don't know?
Speaker 1:Like ha.
Speaker 2:Ha or No, because if you're, I guess.
Speaker 1:Or maybe like right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but if you're asking like because it says you don't understand something you can't believe, it's true, that's pretty crazy there. Eh, like, yeah, that's, it's pretty crazy there, right? Yeah, i guess that makes sense. That's why I said it's similar to it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like an expression of like surprise.
Speaker 2:Your first word, canadian tuxedo. I know, what a Canadian tuxedo is, oh Jesus.
Speaker 1:Sounds like a sexual term. It's not. Oh, it's not, i know, but it just sounds like a sexual term.
Speaker 2:It's a Canadian tuxedo. It's, it's.
Speaker 1:Like a Kansas tornado.
Speaker 2:No, it's not. It's very basic. This is Okay. This is very basic. Okay, alright, it's an informal outfit consisting of a blue denim jacket and blue jeans. Oh, it's Canadian tuxedo. So if, depending on how, how far you wanted to go with it, instead of wearing like, let's say, you didn't want to wear an actual tuxedo to your wedding, you wore a Canadian tuxedo, so you and your groomsmen were all in blue jeans and blue denim jackets.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's not a sexual term Damn it.
Speaker 2:However, the next word could be pop.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's definitely sexual. What is it?
Speaker 2:What's pop, pop, pop.
Speaker 1:Pop is Pop, that pussy.
Speaker 2:No, i don't know.
Speaker 1:What? what? It's soda, Oh, Soda pop. So hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute. Shouldn't that be in the food category and not the phrases category?
Speaker 2:Well, it said mind your habits and manners. I don't know, it was in carbonated soft drink and soda. I I didn't make the list. Okay, guy, alright, alright. Next word Go ahead. Washroom, like a bathroom, bathroom, restroom or toilet. Okay, how about a queue?
Speaker 1:Like a waiting room. It's a line up. Yeah, oh yeah, like a waiting area. Tap, uh, like a bar.
Speaker 2:It's a faucet. Oh okay, You get water from the tap, tap water.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, tap water. yeah, how about Canuck? That's a, that's a hockey team.
Speaker 2:And it's also something else. Where does the name Canuck come from? An animal? No, well, yes, but no. I feel like you're leaning on the table and you're pushing it on my side.
Speaker 1:Oh, I need to get this shit fixed, fixed, excuse me, gross Uh.
Speaker 2:You're not minding your manners or habits.
Speaker 1:I am not Um.
Speaker 2:Canuck? I don't know, it's a Canadian person.
Speaker 1:A Canadian person.
Speaker 2:Canadian person. That's what they would call Canadians. They call them Canucks.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, it's it's some.
Speaker 2:you'd have to look it up. I don't know the full story of it, but it's something involving, like, some war hero or folk hero named Johnny Canuck or something like that, and that's where the term comes from.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, see, i've never.
Speaker 2:If you've noticed I don't know if you've noticed the um the Vancouver Canucks had a, had a guy on their jerseys for a while And he was. that's Johnny Canuck.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, i was wondering why that? I didn't know what a Canuck was, so I was, i was just Well, now you know A. Knowledge is power.
Speaker 2:Kerr Fuffle.
Speaker 1:That's like a, like a fight, it's commotion foster disagreement Keener. Keener.
Speaker 2:K-E-E-N-E-R A Keener.
Speaker 1:Drawing a blank on this one.
Speaker 2:Overachiever, eager to learn, you're a Keener.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:How about a beauty?
Speaker 1:Somebody pretty.
Speaker 2:An exceptionally great person. Yeah, a Bergeron, that Bergeron's a beauty there, eh.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, talking more about the person than the looks, okay.
Speaker 2:Life's good in Canada, so let's see what these next terms mean.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:A Looney.
Speaker 1:Somebody. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Nope, a Looney, a Looney, l-o-o-n-i-e Looney, oh, looney, i don't know, it's a $1 coin. It's called a Looney. I've never heard. Ready for the next word? Yeah, tooney.
Speaker 1:Feels like a kindergartner made up these terms. Maybe they did. Is that $2 bill It?
Speaker 2:sure is. Oh wow, So a $1 is a Looney and a $2 is a Tooney.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 2:I think Weird Dallas said it the best when he was doing Canadian Idiot. They're stupid monopoly money. Yeah, can't take them seriously at all. It's a term of endearment. I think it's funny.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I will say I was very excited when I got changed back in Canada and they gave me a $5 bill and there was like a fucking hockey game going on on there. It was like pond hockey. I was like this is amazing and you cannot spend this. Do you still have it? No, that was years ago. That was when the hell, when the last time I went to Canada, 2000, and like five Oh, wow. Like four or five, i know it was. I know I was at an affay at that point. It might have been 04. It might have been when we were starting And my dumb ass for some reason thought it would be a good idea to buy all this Team Canada shit. So here I am on my first day of school. I've got my Team Canada hat and my Team Canada shirt. I was like why don't I not buy Team USA stuff?
Speaker 1:Because you were in Canada, doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:No, the problem was when we were at the Hockey Hall of Fame this was before like GPS was a big thing because it was, like I said, 04, 05. We didn't have it with us. We just basically had directions that we printed off from MapQuest and we got lost when we got into Canada. So we lost like a good half hour, 45 minutes of time. So, by the time, because it was me, eddie, my dad and Josh- Yeah. And by the time we got to the hotel because I had to I was the one that planned the whole trip, because I told my dad. I said I want to do this. He's like okay. He's like, well, you plan everything, let me know and we'll go from there. So I'm the one that found the hotel that was closest to the Hockey Hall of Fame. I'm the one that planned all that stuff. So, I got. we got to the hotel by the time. we brought our stuff in and then changed quickly because I brought my Bruins jersey to wear, obviously And we walked to the Hockey Hall of Fame They were like pushing us out the door, like I felt like I didn't get enough time. That's why I want to go back and redo it again, because I didn't. there was a lot of stuff to do there and obviously there's more to do now.
Speaker 1:I can still see you getting lost in Canada and just ending up like next to like a log cabin with a moose. Be like you're in the wrong neighborhood, eh, not in Toronto bud.
Speaker 2:That's where the Hockey Hall of Fame is. It's in Toronto.
Speaker 1:Not in Toronto, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:You'd have a better chance of running into, like Carlton the Bear, their mascot. Oh He sees the black and gold and he's like this is blue and white, country pal. Next word is a parkade.
Speaker 1:Parkade, parkade. It sounds like either a parking lot or like a barrier.
Speaker 2:It's a parking garage, Parking garage okay, parkade Gas bar.
Speaker 1:Like a gas station.
Speaker 2:Petrol station.
Speaker 1:Petrol station okay.
Speaker 2:Chinook.
Speaker 1:Oh, this one's gonna stop me. Chinook, chinook. C-H-I-N-O-O-K Chinook, i've heard the phrase, but I can't remember where I would have heard it from. Alright, just go ahead and give it to me.
Speaker 2:The warm wind that comes over the mountain during winter to melt the snow and raise the temperature. A Chinook.
Speaker 1:I got a warm wind for you. Hydro bill Sounds definitely like a water or something Like a fountain or plumbing City bill. Oh, hydro usually is like water. Oh okay, Tuk Tuk.
Speaker 2:Tuk, t-o-q-u-e or T-U-Q-U-E. Tuk, i don't know. It's a knitted hat, it's a tuk. Oh, i've never heard that phrase. So when you have like a winter hat on, Yeah. With a pom pom or whatever.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Oh a tuk.
Speaker 2:Tuk. I like it Not to be confused with the best Bruins goaltender of all time, tuk, to use 2Ks.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Forever has my heart Are you sure all of Mark doesn't.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:The goalie hug.
Speaker 2:Yeah, listen, a goalie hug is great, but we had, like what? 10 years or so of tukerasque.
Speaker 1:That's true.
Speaker 2:A couple years and a Vesna trophy is not going to. Let me just win yo. Okay, you're not just going to win me over that easy. I will say though Oh, oh, whoa, whoa buddy, Maybe you shouldn't be moving anymore. Maybe this new setup is not exactly what you think it is.
Speaker 1:Hold on, Hold on. I just can't have it on on the edge there. I got to have it here.
Speaker 2:Then that white thing may have to go. Next word snowbirds, snowbirds, yeah, snowbirds.
Speaker 1:Snowbirds.
Speaker 2:Jesus, ah, snowbird, we have this term in the United.
Speaker 1:States too. Is it somebody that likes to ski?
Speaker 2:No, it's Canadians who head south to sandy beaches and tropical waters to escape the winter, similar to the snowbirds that are in Connecticut during the winter, and they go down to Florida.
Speaker 1:I've never heard that You've never heard that term snowbirds? No, i have not.
Speaker 2:Because what do most birds do? They fly south for the winter.
Speaker 1:So snowbird Oh okay.
Speaker 2:So a lot, of, a lot of older people would go down. They have their Florida home they go down to and then, when it's like spring, they come back up north and stay here until it all depends. Some of them stay until maybe, like October, november and they go down. Some of them go before the fall. Depends on if you don't want to be cold.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, how about?
Speaker 2:a how about a toboggan, A sled? It says it says snow sledge, but I'm guessing it's the same thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Writing a test.
Speaker 1:Writing a test Like surfing.
Speaker 2:No. Writing a test in Canada is taking a test giving an exam in Canada. The testee writes a test, not the tester.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Now we have a just hanging out category. I think this is the last category we have. No, we have a couple more. We have two more, okay, and then we'll be all done with our slang. Okay, napsack.
Speaker 1:Like a sleeping bag. It's a backpack. Oh oh, i should. Yeah, i should have known that Clicks, clicks.
Speaker 2:Clicks with a K.
Speaker 1:Like a group of people.
Speaker 2:No, i don't know Kilometers, because they do kilometers per hour.
Speaker 1:Oh, I have heard that term before Shit.
Speaker 2:Six, but the six is the number six and then IX. You know what the six is. If you know, you know. I know what the six is.
Speaker 1:I have no idea, it's.
Speaker 2:Toronto.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Toronto is the six.
Speaker 1:Didn't I know that?
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure that there is a Drake album and it's called the six or something like that and it's about Toronto.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, i did not know that.
Speaker 2:Track pants. Like sweatpants, comfortable sweatpants, yes, oh okay, runners.
Speaker 1:Jogging pants.
Speaker 2:Comfortable running shoes and sneakers Runners.
Speaker 1:Runners.
Speaker 2:Thongs.
Speaker 1:I know what a thong is It's underwear.
Speaker 2:No, no, they're slippers, often worn at the beach.
Speaker 1:Listen.
Speaker 2:Like sandals, they're thongs, it's what they call them. I like the ones from America better. Okay. Well listen, cisco, that's not what we're doing. We're doing Canadian slang. We're not doing American, naughty American words.
Speaker 1:Oh, all right.
Speaker 2:I know they also use it in Australia, because in an episode of Bluie I love Bluie Bluie's dad asks if Bluie has her thongs, and I knew what thongs were They're slippers. So now you can go around the house and say hey, vicky, have you seen my thongs? Yes, because you're talking about your slippers or your flip flops.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right.
Speaker 2:How about a house coat? You know what a house coat is.
Speaker 1:Like a sweatshirt like a sweater.
Speaker 2:It's a bathrobe or dressing gown.
Speaker 1:It's a house coat, okay, all right.
Speaker 2:Okay, you ever been to a stag party before? No, um, you have. You just don't know what the term is. Never heard of the phrase stag party.
Speaker 1:No. It's a bachelor party.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's a bachelor party in the US and then in the UK. It's a stag do So. That being said, do you know what?
Speaker 1:it's Have I been to a bachelor party.
Speaker 2:Have you been to a bachelor party?
Speaker 1:No, i have not Oh well-. I've been to my own bachelor party, but that was it.
Speaker 2:Well, technically we're at a stag party. Then, because you were at a stag party Technically, yeah, uh, how about a stag et?
Speaker 1:A bachelor et party. There you go, or a hen-or a hen-do.
Speaker 2:In the UK, a hen-do, hen-do. How about darts?
Speaker 1:Sounds like a game.
Speaker 2:It's not the bar game, it's something else. You've actually had a dart before. You've had some darts in your time Bikie poops, no, uh-uh, it's not anything like that. It's I don't know, it's a cigarette. Oh yeah, you've had a dart before.
Speaker 1:Yeah in my old days.
Speaker 2:How about a?
Speaker 1:bill Uh money No.
Speaker 2:No, their money is Looney and Tooney.
Speaker 1:That's the name of the-.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a bill If you were at a restaurant and it was time to-. Oh, like a bill To check.
Speaker 1:Oh, to check.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the bill. Can I get the bill? You gonna foot the bill.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:This one you're probably not gonna know, but just give it your best shot. Chesterfield.
Speaker 1:Sounds like a cat.
Speaker 2:It's the Canadian version of Carfield. How did you know? No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was gonna say I'm like I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2:No, chesterfield, you're not gonna get it. It's a sofa or a couch. Yeah, I would never guess that It's apparently based off from when I read a. I think it said Bare Naked Lady song.
Speaker 1:Really Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:They must use the phrase Chesterfield.
Speaker 1:Oh okay.
Speaker 2:Oh, by the way, if anybody from Canada is listening and I don't want to say anything offensive about like Canadian bands, because obviously you've got your Bare Naked Ladies and your Tragically Hips and your Our Lady Pieces and Nickelback, of course, the very polarizing Nickelback I'm just gonna go on record and say that my favorite Canadian band is Rush. I can respect that. I'm not saying that they're the best, i'm just saying they're my favorite one.
Speaker 1:Out of all the Canadian bands Right.
Speaker 2:Fair enough Right? Do you know what?
Speaker 1:Pencil Crayons are Pencil crayons, pencil crayons.
Speaker 2:I mean, if you think about the phrase, it should be pretty self-explanatory.
Speaker 1:Is it pens?
Speaker 2:No, pencil crayons, Not pens. No, they're not a pen. Think about it. So let's break down the two words. You got pencil.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You got the word crayon. So what are crayons? usually They're like colorful, right?
Speaker 1:Colorful yeah.
Speaker 2:So colorful pencils would be colored pencils.
Speaker 1:There you go, okay.
Speaker 2:Pencil crayons. All right What you say in tonight.
Speaker 1:What you say in tonight.
Speaker 2:What you say in tonight.
Speaker 1:Is that like? what are you doing?
Speaker 2:What are your plans for tonight? It's informal What you say in tonight.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:True.
Speaker 1:True, Like you're right.
Speaker 2:Okay, fine, true, true, true. Home and away, home and away, home and away.
Speaker 1:I don't think I've heard that phrase before. All right, It sounds like it would be something like let's go.
Speaker 2:Well, no, no, no, no, no. Home and away is um Jesus. No, it's the category.
Speaker 1:Oh, I thought you were talking. I thought that was a phrase. I'm like wait a minute, Jeez. All right, Go ahead.
Speaker 2:First word All right, pay attention to what I'm saying to you. Okay, because this is very easy to get. Okay, hang a Larry, hang a Larry.
Speaker 1:Hang like turn left.
Speaker 2:Yes, turn left while driving.
Speaker 1:Hang a Roger, turn right, there you go.
Speaker 2:Okay, dinged Like dented, not damaged to a car in an accident. No, it's fine money. You got dinged for a parking ticket.
Speaker 1:Oh fine, okay, Mountie. Uh, it's a policeman.
Speaker 2:Yes, member of the highly respected Royal Canadian Mounted Police, or better known as the RCMP. Rcmp Not the WWE character. I am the Mountie, by the way, i know you haven't seen it before, i think I've showed you before, but you should go back when you get a chance and watch Summer Slam 91 to watch the jailhouse match between the big boss man and the Mountie, because then the basically what happens is the loser has to get, they get taken to. They were at Madison Square Garden, so they get taken out of the arena in handcuffs, they get put in the back of a paddy wagon, brought to the jail. Then they get their picture taken, they get their fingerprints and then to spend a night in jail And for some reason, like they had it all pre-done, so that way, the um, the cameras were there the entire time. So the Mountie loses, and beforehand he had called the cops like hiccups and stuff to like antagonize them, and he was like don't do things the nice way, i want you to do things the Mountie way and do be rough and tough. So when he loses he's like, oh, you're hurting me. And so they there, he goes. He's like no, you're not going to take my picture. And you hear the girl who's taking the picture. She goes. So I heard the boss me kicked your butt. He goes what? And he looks up and they take his picture, like no. And then they're like he's trying to finger print them and they're like give us the finger. He's like you want the finger, here's the finger. And he like flips them off and the guy takes them and he's like grabbing his fingers, like ah, you're hurting me, it's so funny. And then you get to like the very end of the show and he gets put into a cell or something with these two other guys And he's like can I spare some change for my buddy or something? And he's like get away from me. And he's like no, that's my buddy. And see this like really like big, like almost like motorcycle looking guy with like a leather vest on. And he's like hi, how you do. And he's like don't you just wait that? Let's just love the way that leather feels against your skin. And he's just like get me high, oh geez. And Bobby Heaney, the entire time is just mortified by it. And you see Roddy Piper laughing too And he's just like looks like the Mountie find himself a friend.
Speaker 1:Could you imagine if they had decided to do that with Dominic Mysterio when he went to jail for 15 minutes?
Speaker 2:I think this is pronounced Eve's troughs. Yeah, eve's troughs. E-a-v-e-s-t-r-o-u-g-h, eve's troughs, eve's troughs.
Speaker 1:This is a tough one Like a gutter. Nicely done, fuck yeah.
Speaker 2:Rain gutter on the roof of a house. Wow, wicked pizza, good job. I can't believe I got that. I didn't think you were going to get that one. Well, i just put the two words together, eve.
Speaker 1:So I thought maybe like how do you do that? I'm like, i'm like, i'm like, i'm like, i'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like I'm like, i can't believe.
Speaker 2:I Channel I've done better than sleep with you Also, I thought you saidetah Ten. Just tell me, that sounds weird.
Speaker 1:I love that to me like do you repeat what? I was saying I think I'm like, I'm like, how tell you about the neighbors?
Speaker 2:I was like male.
Speaker 1:I mean, i don't even know if I have anything to say to the stories, i don't know. Hmm, fire hall, mm-hmm, like a bonfire no, it's a fire station, fire hall. I knew that word fire was in. I knew I had to sign a. Do a fire deek like a hockey term to fool someone.
Speaker 2:Yes, it's to avoid or dodge an object, person, conversation or topic. You're deaking a conversation or physical outmaneuvering of an opponent.
Speaker 1:Ice hockey ah, yes, got deaked out.
Speaker 2:Don't deak the question. Don't deak the question. Don't deak the question. My boy stick handle fine maneuvering skillful controlling of the puck and ice hockey okay how about a Pogi, pogi, pogi?
Speaker 1:that one's confusing me on government welfare assistance. I would have no idea.
Speaker 2:Pogi, give her, give her, give her GIVE apostrophe are. Give her, give her the D. I mean it's go for it or give it your best shot.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, give her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, elementary school.
Speaker 1:Well, i mean, it sounds pretty plain like a child's. Do you know what the grades are?
Speaker 2:though Like what.
Speaker 1:I mean if I had to venture, I guess, like K through 8.
Speaker 2:K through 5 for elementary school Middle school is 6 through 8. High school is 9 through 12.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right.
Speaker 2:How about university Like college, after school college, different from community college? Time measured in years First year, third year So you'd say I'm at third year university, oh okay, instead of saying like junior, sophomore, senior, all that stuff?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Grade.
Speaker 1:Like in school, like grade, like a, like what you got on a test or something. It's a school class, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Let me see if there's. Oh, i forgot that. I flipped this because Let me see if I'm missing anything here before we end our fine episode. See if there's anything else that I missed. So we have a little bit more time.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We did Caesar, we did Canadian tuxedo, we did houseco, we did Freesys, tuke, kd, parkade, hydro, bill, toboggan, timbit Oh, by the way, those are Timbits.
Speaker 1:They look very delicious, so they taste very much Tapp Yep.
Speaker 2:So there's your napkin. Serviette.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Pencil, crayons a dart dinged. Oh, how about elastics? You know what elastics are?
Speaker 1:Elastics, mm-hmm. I mean, if I had to venture a guess, i would say maybe like a rubber band. It's a rubber band, it's exactly what it is.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, they call them elastics. How about Gong Show?
Speaker 1:Those are my nickname in high school. Yeah, I bet it was. I have no idea.
Speaker 2:To Americans, the Gong Show is an intentionally awful talent show hosted by a heavily disguised and proudly Canadian, mike Myers. For us, the term Gong Show, sometimes shortened to Gonger, is slang for anything that goes off the rails, a wild, crazy or just plain chaotic event. So that would be you in high school.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah. yeah, that's true, i was very chaotic.
Speaker 2:Yep, you did the homo milk. How about a champagne birthday?
Speaker 1:Champagne birthday.
Speaker 2:Champagne birthday.
Speaker 1:Like a celebration.
Speaker 2:Americans are often surprised to learn that a champagne birthday refers to the date when you celebrate the birthday that equates to the date of your birth, such as celebrating your 28th birthday on the 28th of May.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Champagne birthday. Champagne birthday. Okay, You did the Chinook Stag or Staggett, we did. Keener, we did. How about the letter Z? Do you know how they pronounce the letter Z in Canada?
Speaker 1:Z Zed, oh Zed okay.
Speaker 2:Canadians pronounce it Zed, much to the detriment of the alphabet song. So that'd be what Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y and Zed, zed.
Speaker 1:It's a power. It's also a power ranger villain.
Speaker 2:Zed It is After Rita was freed from 10,000 years. It's time to conquer Earth Time to conquer Earth. Alpha Rita has escaped. Recruit a. What is it? recruit, oh shit. Recruit a group of teenagers with attitude. Did runners, we did Mickey. How about a Gitch or a Gotch?
Speaker 1:Like a lock.
Speaker 2:No, gitch or Gotch is an Avery, classic term for men's underwear.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, did not know that.
Speaker 2:Process cheese.
Speaker 1:Just cheese.
Speaker 2:AKA American cheese. They call it process cheese. Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Humidex Sounds like a thermometer.
Speaker 2:It's a measurement to gain the combined effect of heat and humidity of the humidex. Oh, okay, two-four, we did Clicks, we did. We don't click. Yeah, chesterfield, we did Kerfuffle, we did Deak, we did Poggy, we did Molten muscle With me. Header Header. Header Header.
Speaker 1:Header Header. H-E-D apostrophe R header. Like going head to head with somebody.
Speaker 2:AKA to leave. Head out, duck out, get out of here. The meatloaf was superb on, but we got a header. Oh, okay, Snowbird, we did Rotten Ronnies, or McDicks is the term of endearment for. McDonald's Yeah, rotten.
Speaker 1:Ronnies.
Speaker 2:Booze can thongs giver looney and toonie. How about this Soaker or Booter?
Speaker 1:Soaker or Booter.
Speaker 2:Soaker or Booter.
Speaker 1:Maybe like to soak something.
Speaker 2:When you step in a puddle or snow bank and the water penetrates your poor, unsuspecting shoes Oh, okay, soaker or Booter. Is there anything else that I can do? Let's see. I know we're close to pretty much being done.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i think we're almost at an hour.
Speaker 2:Do you know what a hoser is? It's an unsophisticated person.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Let's see How about. I'm just trying to see if I can find anything else That would be different than what we would have. How about a supply teacher? Do you know what a supply teacher is?
Speaker 1:A supply teacher? No, i don't, it's a substitute teacher. Off supply teacher Got it.
Speaker 2:Yes, hooray, do you know what a postal code is?
Speaker 1:Sounds like it'd be a zip code. It's a zip code.
Speaker 2:It's exactly what it is. Let's see. These are things you'd only find in Canada. Beaver tail poutine. How about ketchup chips? Ketchup chips. Believe it or not, that's what it is. There's ketchup chips. Yeah, okay, The integral on fries is fish and chips. That sounds good. Butter tart Milk in a bag comes in a group of three bags.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, that's true, they did do it in bags, huh.
Speaker 2:And then you have your brand's smarties, which is something like M&M's, your crispy crunch, coffee crisp and Kara milk or chocolate bars. and then you've got cereals that are called shreddies, which I'm guessing is shredded wheat Shreddies.
Speaker 1:Sounds like shreddies.
Speaker 2:Yo bowl, let's go, bruh. Have a bowl of shreddies. Bruh Shreddies, bruh Shreddies. How about five-pin bowling? Do you know what that is?
Speaker 1:Five-pin bowling?
Speaker 2:No, it's a smaller ball and only five pins. Great for kids or drunks. Oh, okay, all right, we did the tune, we did the toque And then we did Yeah. So that's basically it, yeah. So basically, if there's any, slang terms that we missed and you are from the great nation I'm a state the great nation of Canada. Let us know.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But until then, we're going to do our usual routine And I'm going to let you read because I need to get a sip of water, because I've been talking the entire time.
Speaker 1:That's fine. We are the Wicked Case Podcast.
Speaker 2:Every time, sorry, Every time you clear your voice, I just think of you going. what day?
Speaker 1:is it? It's.
Speaker 2:Rusev.
Speaker 1:Day, every time, james. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are the Wicked Case Podcast, dreaming on Apple Podcasts, spotify, google Podcasts, tuning in.
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Speaker 1:And wherever you get all major podcasts as well as YouTube.
Speaker 2:I was hoping to make that uncomfortable for you, and it didn't. You didn't flinch I don't flinch.
Speaker 1:I never flinch. Sometimes I flinch. Okay, maybe I flinch a little. You should touch my hand.
Speaker 2:I didn't know what you were talking about.
Speaker 1:Phone number is 774-764-9074. That is 774-764-9074. Give us a call, let us know how we're doing. We have been off the Emily and Rachel train for a while now. Rachel, was Rachel the one on that? I thought you said that you liked. No, what was it Emily? What was on? What were the names? We haven't done it in a while.
Speaker 2:Emily and Megan.
Speaker 1:Oh, Megan, that's right. How can I forget about you, Megan? I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:No, now we're on. Remember we said that there's a trend of S names.
Speaker 1:So like.
Speaker 2:Sarah's and Samantha's and all that stuff.
Speaker 1:Okay, All right, so we'll go with an S name then. How about? Absolutely no?
Speaker 2:Sophie's No, sophie's No, sophie's allowed. No, i'm sorry, no.
Speaker 1:How about?
Speaker 2:We'll just stick with Sarah, sarah and Samantha's fine All right, we'll go with Sarah and Samantha. No.
Speaker 1:Sophie's. Okay, no, sophie's Got it.
Speaker 2:I don't care if it's her choice, no, sophie's.
Speaker 1:Email us at thewickedkscom Website. The www I said the www The www.
Speaker 2:We are the wwwwwwwickedkscom.
Speaker 1:For some reason I was thinking of WWE01 to say WWE.
Speaker 2:Why don't you go old school ready?
Speaker 1:HTTP back, semi-colon back, slash, back, slash www wwwTheWickedKScom Socials, Facebook, Instagram and the Twitter at The WickedKS.
Speaker 2:The little blue bird. By the way, did you hear that Zuckerberg is supposed to fight Elon Musk? Yeah, And the UFC fight? Yeah, that should be interesting. Yes, I feel like they should put a bet on it and be like not for money, be like the winner either gets Twitter or the winner gets Facebook.
Speaker 1:Oh, that would be a huge.
Speaker 2:What a battle that would be.
Speaker 1:Oh man, they would fight to the death.
Speaker 2:They should fight to the death, the death of one of the companies, not a human death. Geez, what kind of people do you think I am?
Speaker 1:Yeah, one of the companies will merge with the other. That would be weird. That would be very weird. Twitter and Facebook.
Speaker 2:So you could do Face It. Or a tweet book, Face It No because the shit you get away with on Twitter. I would be devastated if they wouldn't allow that and Facebook was No.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i go to Facebook for my wholesome stuff.
Speaker 2:Know what And what if people used to go back in the day, for Facebook, for Farmville?
Speaker 1:Farmville. yes, I do remember that.
Speaker 2:I was not a Farmville person. Rebecca made me a Farmville because she was like can I make you a Farmville? and just like, do whatever. So if I need to get stuff for myself, i can Like, yeah, sure, whatever, i don't fucking care. So she'd be sitting there and she'd be like, i'm going to take some of your like crops, is that okay? And I'm like, do whatever the fuck you want, i don't care, like I literally don't care.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I I don't care. I played it for like five minutes and then I said this is bullshit, I'm not playing this shit.
Speaker 2:We should get Farming Simulator and try that out on the PlayStation Farming Simulator. Or the Goat Simulator.
Speaker 1:Oh, the Goat Simulator. That sounds like fun.
Speaker 2:I mean, who green lighted that and thought that would be a good idea for a video game, like we've had Sonic and Mario and Zelda and all these classic video games.
Speaker 1:No, let's put out a game where you're just a goat And you're fucking shit up. It was a goat. There's one, the goats where they have the backpacks on them, the jet packs, oh yeah, and that you just basically fuck shit up. And I saw a dashi play it once. I was like, oh, that's cool.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna watch the dashi video, actually, because you just went to Nintendo World.
Speaker 1:Yes, I did watch that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I haven't watched it yet. I'm gonna watch it today.
Speaker 1:It's cool, it's pretty interesting. I mean it's not as exciting as like. I think it's made more for kids. It doesn't look as exciting as.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you know he'll make it exciting.
Speaker 1:Oh, dashie always makes everything exciting. Of course she does So, like we said in the beginning of the show. By the way, we are taking a hiatus from the sports show, so expect the entertainment slash somewhat sports show on Sundays at noon And then, when business picks back up in the fall, we will start putting out another sports show so we can talk about more football and hockey and things like that. Everything will be going on at that point, probably except for baseball.
Speaker 2:Oh, college football, You're back. I'm so happy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so we'll have a lot more to talk about during that point. We'll probably have to split the shows up at that point, but right now we're gonna combine the two. So just expect the entertainment slash sports show on Sundays at noon.
Speaker 2:So there'll be no sports dropage for a while on Saturdays.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It'll just be Sundays, like it used to be, for a little while. We'll be back with sports, just for a little while.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and, like I said, tune into the entertainment shows because there will be a little sports talk on there.
Speaker 2:Either I would say what? the first 15 minutes of the show, or maybe at the back half of the show.
Speaker 1:And then we'll talk about what we want to talk about. We will certainly do that, so just keep that in mind. Tune in on Sundays at noon and we'll talk about both.
Speaker 2:Especially if you want to tune in on Tune In.
Speaker 1:Tune in on. Tune In or Deezer.
Speaker 2:Or Google.
Speaker 1:Or.
Speaker 2:Apple, apple Or Spotify Spotify.
Speaker 1:Wherever you can get on major podcasts, right Yeah.
Speaker 2:Amazon, we're gonna go, yeah, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1:Oh, Han, we forgot to do. Did we do Patreon already? Patreon? I don't think we do Patreon, Nobody even does it, It doesn't even matter. Listen, there might be that one person that says oh, they have a Patreon, Patreon forward. Slash the wicked KS.
Speaker 2:Patreoncom forward slash the wicked KS.
Speaker 1:Yeah, patreoncom. $3 a month.
Speaker 2:It's a double double.
Speaker 1:It's a double. Oh, it's a double, double.
Speaker 2:It's a double double's worth of Patreon. Yeah, I don't know how much. I don't know how much a double double costs in Canada. I know Canada is a little bit more expensive.
Speaker 1:So Yeah, one of these days we'll have to take a trip up to Canada.
Speaker 2:Oh, we will definitely take a trip to Canada. I plan on it in within the next year or two. I want to go to Canada.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:And I think we should go to hold on. I think it's called bear with me here for a minute, hold on. That's not what I was looking for. Hold on, i'm sorry, quick, they use something Here, it is I found it, ha ha, no, i lost it Shit. No, it's, it's. It's called. Yeah, it's right here, It is in Ontario. It's called Canada's Wonderland. It's a theme park. I think we should go.
Speaker 1:Oh, is that near the Hall of Fame?
Speaker 2:Probably not. Let's, I'm going to check. I'm going to check, quickly check and see how far it is away. I'm sure it's probably very far away. We're going to go, though It's oh, it's 30 minutes away, It's like 40 minutes away. We're definitely doing this. This is within the next year or two. You will hear the Wiki case special episode where they went to Canada's Wonderland and wait, 30 minutes away from here. No, no, oh No. Canada's Wonderland is in it's 30 minutes away from the Hall of Fame. Oh, okay, all right, not from here. Really, canada's Wonderland is going to be 30 minutes away from here, when it takes fucking eight hours to get to Buffalo.
Speaker 1:Super fast track. I can't So. Speed of light.
Speaker 2:Ha, ha, ha ha. Speed of sound, speed of sound.
Speaker 1:Jesus.
Speaker 2:Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1:We love you guys. Peace and love. Let's get back here. Wicked Pissa.
Speaker 2:Dummy Yeah.
Speaker 1:Wicked Pissa. I can't believe you've done this, wicked Pissa.
Speaker 2:This is going off the rails real fast, wicked Pissa.
Speaker 1:Wicked Pissa.