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Ever wonder how well you know your best friend? Prepare to laugh, learn, and maybe even get a little uncomfortable as we, Rev Kev and Cool Kyle, take on the Best Friends Game in a fun-filled episode. Lets Get Wicked!
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, hi and welcome to this week's episode of the Wicked Games Podcast. I'm your host, cool Kyle. I'm the Rev Kev I was gonna introduce you, but okay.
Speaker 2:I don't need an introduction. I'm the Rev Kev.
Speaker 1:Everybody knows you're the Rev Kev.
Speaker 2:If you've been listening to the 50 plus episodes, or how many ever we've done at this point.
Speaker 1:yeah, yeah, well, thank you for tuning in everybody and we got a special game this week.
Speaker 2:We do have a special game and if you're coming from a different podcast that we're currently you know, advertising with welcome aboard.
Speaker 1:Thanks for tuning in to the Wicked Nation.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I bought a game the other day because we like to play games on this show, because you know it's just easier, it's just easier to sometimes to play games instead of trying to think of quizzes or you know. I mean, obviously, you know, over time you could, you could potentially run out of content, but we like, we like doing games. Yeah so this game is called the best friend game and it's basically kind of like if those of you who know what the newlywed game is, it's kind of like that bus for best friends. I think this type of target, by the way, not a sponsor, for about 20 bucks or so. So if you want to go to, your local target or whatever, or buy it on Amazon, which a lot of people do anyway, and so, in my least professional sounding voice, this is basically the rules of the game. You'll need an even number of people, at least four, to play, so you have a minimum of four. So usually you break off into two teams, but because it's just the two of us, basically what we're going to do is there's a green side and there's a blue side to each of these 250 plus cards we have. He'll ask the green questions and I'll see if I can match his answer, and I'll ask the blue questions and we'll see if he can match my answer. Don't put anything ridiculous like. Put something that you know you would actually do yeah. And if you're unsure of a question or an answer, then just kind of be like eh and we'll do. I guess close enough or whatever.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so if it's in the general realm, right, you know we'll make a group decision.
Speaker 2:So if you were playing with teams, you would get into teams of two and each team one person gets a green board and one person gets a blue board. Someone draws a card from the deck and reads the question aloud. If the question card is blue, then that question is about the player with the blue boards and the vice versa for the green. Both teammates answer every question. So, like I said, what we're going to do is he'll ask me the green, I'll ask the blue and we'll just go back and forth. Everyone writes their answer in secret, trying to come up with the same answer as their teammate or their buddy, in this case my best friend, my bro, my bro, my bro ski cool cow. One pair at a time. Players flip over their boards simultaneously to see how they have a matching answer. If the answers match, that pair gets a point. Keep score on the top of your game board versus seven wins. And if you play with eight or more people, it's basically just kind of, you know, it's more chaos.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:But that's basically the long and short of it. Okay, oh yeah, in the backboard right here the newlywed game is a registered trademark, so it's definitely it's a spin off of the newlywed game, all right fair enough. So there's a bunch of cards here. You can go first. If you want me to ask the question first, I can ask. If you want to ask first, you can ask.
Speaker 1:So I ask you the blue one.
Speaker 2:Um, no, I wasn't going to have you ask the green one. But if you want to do that, if you want to do opposite, that's fine. That makes more sense, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cause you have the blue board and I have the green board.
Speaker 2:Okay, so, yeah, so you can ask, that's fine, All right.
Speaker 1:So what's the best way to comfort me after a rough day? Oh, so now.
Speaker 2:So that's you have to write down what you think.
Speaker 1:I would say yes, okay, so all right, this might be a little bit of um, can we now here's the thing A little dead air Now you and I have we. I think we would know each other's answers. Can we go what we, what is in our heart, or politically correct, whatever you want? man All right so ladies and gentlemen, I am going to write things down that may be not appropriate for children. So if you have small children, please take them out of the room. This is just for the first question. It's just just for shits and giggles. So the rest of them, I won't give any hints. But what's the best?
Speaker 2:way to comfort me after a rough day. I know exactly.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Jesus Christ, I'm going to put something nice and you're going to put something all weird.
Speaker 1:Uh, yes, I did, but something weird.
Speaker 2:Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1:I know I'll put this.
Speaker 2:I feel like I'm putting. The honest answer is what I'm putting.
Speaker 1:I put the I know you well enough to know what your response would be, but I also put underneath it a second option oh Christ, all right, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2:Tell me what you got, cause I'll put my marker down over here so I can't change my answer.
Speaker 1:All right, I said a BJ or cook dinner.
Speaker 2:I responded with food venting and video games. Cause if you haven't, if you're having a rough day, you usually you usually vent to me about how shitty your day was, and then we're like let's get some food, and then we're either watching TV or we're playing video games.
Speaker 1:I was thinking like in general, like what? What your response would have been? I thought, no homo on the BJ, but no home on the BJ, but like if you had a woman, you know that's, I think you would rather have a woman giving you a BJ.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, but this is the best friend game. This isn't the if you have a girl.
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying like what your answer would be, in general, not me doing it to you. Oh yeah, of course so that's, that's why I answered it like that, right, so that I mean, if you want to go like what we would do as friends, then I'll, I'll go that route, moving forward.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, Okay, no, I don't, I don't want no this. This is just supposed to be between the two of us.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:That's why you're making it. I don't want to make it weird.
Speaker 1:All right, no BJ, then no BJ, no homo.
Speaker 2:No BJ. No homo, all right, all right Yours. What's our favorite inside joke?
Speaker 1:We have a lot too.
Speaker 2:This could be a tough question. What's our favorite inside joke?
Speaker 1:Inside joke oh man, oh, that's a tough one because it's like there's so many.
Speaker 2:I think I think I know you well enough to put this, but but I could be wrong, we'll see. If it's not this one, it'll be something like this Now hold on, let me uh.
Speaker 1:is it a joke or funny moment, like you just said?
Speaker 2:what's our favorite inside joke, so it could be a funny moment.
Speaker 1:It could be be see there's so many I don't know. That's the whole point of it though. Oh Lord.
Speaker 2:See if we get a point.
Speaker 1:This is tough for me, because we do have a lot of inside jokes.
Speaker 2:I know we do. I mean, well, we can name a sum of them off after we're done, but there's a lot.
Speaker 1:I'm going with an old one. You probably, probably we didn't you you, we know it, but we'll see. We'll see. All right, I went with woo woo woo, I said any Pat Noswald joke. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Woo, woo, woo is a good one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was. That was one of our older ones that we used to do for a while.
Speaker 2:Yep, because, zach Ryder, you going through the screen door.
Speaker 1:Screen door. Yeah, this is a good one.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to think of another one that was a good one, Um any catchphrase from the WWE Any catchphrase. I was going to put um LA Knight right now, because I was, I was going to do the same. That's our new. That's our new thing right now.
Speaker 1:I didn't want to go like super new I wanted to go with something like classic that we've done for a while.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's. It's okay, it's all right, I'll go this time. I'll answer this one. Um, so let's see what musical artist am I ashamed to admit I used to listen to. It would be question fill two. Let's see if you get this.
Speaker 1:No wait, that's an artist you like, Nevermind Wait a minute, I think it's one you like, what musical?
Speaker 2:artists. Am I ashamed to admit I used to listen to? Used to listen to. Used to listen to, I'll say this I'm not gonna be upset about it.
Speaker 1:Ooh.
Speaker 2:It's not gonna be something that I hear and I go get that off.
Speaker 1:I don't wanna hear that I don't know man.
Speaker 2:Talked about this before.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you know my memory, brain and bullfish.
Speaker 2:Well, that's why this is gonna be a difficult game.
Speaker 1:It is definitely All right. I wrote down Britney Spears. Oh, I wrote Nickelback. I forget that you hate Nickelback.
Speaker 2:I don't hate them, I just they're not like in my top five of bands I would listen to off the bat. And there was that war I had, and Colin knows there was a war I had for a while with Jay when Jay insisted that Nickelback and Creed allegedly were better bands than Pink Floyd. Yeah, you remember that whole, that whole song. I do remember that whole debacle yeah and I know he was trolling me to be a douche.
Speaker 1:but oh, this one's gonna be easy. I hope so. What's my dream job? I don't know. I don't know, I don't know what's my dream job, and you can go general. You don't have to go like so in-depth.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I wanna put why do I think the answer is or put something funny.
Speaker 1:Oh boy.
Speaker 2:Oh God.
Speaker 1:All right. What'd you put Something in the entertainment business, either podcast or YouTube.
Speaker 2:Podcast host or mail escort.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, we'll give ourselves that point, because that's a Point for the friends. I think you were more accurate with the mail escort.
Speaker 2:but you know, I guess the podcasting is like Just keep that one, I'll get another one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, keep yours too. Yeah, that's fine, you got one, I got one there's like six of these.
Speaker 2:So Okay, Marko won next to the thing there.
Speaker 1:Ooh, okay, we got our first point. That's funny.
Speaker 2:All right, go ahead.
Speaker 1:You can go this time All right, so I asked you the green one right.
Speaker 2:The blue one.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'll ask you the blue one.
Speaker 2:No, you ask me the.
Speaker 1:I'm asking you. You know it doesn't matter, right, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, all right.
Speaker 2:We're not even playing how the rules are supposed to be played. We're supposed to have teams, so I'm not even doing that.
Speaker 1:Whatever one you want to pick, I'll go with the blue one.
Speaker 2:Don't pick the easier one, though, to help yourself. So.
Speaker 1:All right, I'll go with the one I originally read. Then, how many best friends do I have?
Speaker 2:I got to ask a question, though what Are you counting, like your dad, as a best friend, or do parents not count? This is like anybody that's not immediate family.
Speaker 1:I consider my dad my best friend in life but, as like friends, friends Friends friends, not immediate family, so we won't do immediate family. Just people I consider outside of my family as my best friends.
Speaker 2:Okay, I might be wrong on this.
Speaker 1:All right, how many you got?
Speaker 2:I said two.
Speaker 1:Three. I consider my best man at my wedding to be my best friend.
Speaker 2:Okay, I see I was going to put three because of Andrew, but I wasn't sure.
Speaker 1:I wasn't sure. No, I mean, it's respectable.
Speaker 2:It's no disrespect to Andrew, trust me, but you know.
Speaker 1:I mean I get it, but yeah, no, the blue crew, the three of us, it's no disrespect to Andrew, trust me, it's no disrespect to him. No disrespect at all, no disrespect. Swack, swack.
Speaker 2:That's our new inside joke.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I know, I got one down Swack.
Speaker 2:All right, here's the other one you were going to ask Okay, oh, on a scale from one to five, how much do I care about my social media image, five being the most oh?
Speaker 1:Social media image. Social media image All right, what do you got? Two yeah buddy, all right. Yeah, I figured, it was lower on the scale.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't. I don't want to go full five, I don't really care.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like you scare somewhat, but not enough to be like oh, like this is going to be detrimental.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't really care.
Speaker 1:All right, hey, that's.
Speaker 2:Alrighty.
Speaker 1:Let me mark that down. All right.
Speaker 2:Number two Next question Okay, how many bones have I broken?
Speaker 1:Oh, Honestly, that's a question I don't know, because I don't know if you've ever talked about that. All right, I put a big fat, zero, zero. That's right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm a very somehow safe boy.
Speaker 1:I am also, so if you had asked me that question, I would have also answered zero. I've sprained a few ankles. Okay, what is my least favorite food Least? Favorite food Least favorite food?
Speaker 2:What's Kyle's least favorite food? I mean Jesus, he likes everything.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know this one.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, it's your answer. I have to figure out what it is, though, what's your least?
Speaker 1:favorite food. I'll answer a few just that way. What do you not?
Speaker 2:like I don't know, I'm just going to. I hope this is one of them. What do you got?
Speaker 1:Any one of these Olives, sardines, anchovies I put squash. I don't mind squash, that's the thing. Okay, like it's one of those ones, like I'll eat it if it's around, but I won't choose it per se. Fair enough, so it's not, definitely it's not hated, I would say.
Speaker 2:Fair enough.
Speaker 1:All right, if I were a different, oh boy, you're going to find this one. If I were a different gender, what would I want my name to be?
Speaker 2:So if you were a female, yeah, or non-binary.
Speaker 1:I have a name that my mom was going to name me as a child if I was going to be a girl, and I'm going to put that down, okay, so I don't know if you remember that story. I think I might have told you once.
Speaker 2:Maybe, so what would?
Speaker 1:I think it would fit me very well.
Speaker 2:What do you got?
Speaker 1:Lauren.
Speaker 2:Samantha.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, All right. Yeah, my mom was going to name I'm pretty sure she said this. I mean I could be mistaken because you had again brain of a goldfish, but I'm almost 100% certain that my mom was going to name you Lauren. If I wasn't going to be a boy. If I was going to be a girl, it was Lauren. If it was a boy, Kyle.
Speaker 2:Would I rather watch the Bachelor Survivor or Keeping Up with the Kardashians?
Speaker 1:Oh Lord Jesus.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you this there was a time period, like a long time ago, like early 2000s, where there was one of these shows that I did watch for a bit of time Can you say the three again, by the way the Bachelor Survivor and then Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
Speaker 1:All right, I think I know which one. All right, I put Survivor, it's Survivor. Okay, yeah, I had a feeling that would be a show you would like.
Speaker 2:So I had a problem. It wasn't necessarily a problem, but there was a time frame when I watched. I think I watched the Australian Outback one. That was one of the very first few that came out. It would be on Thursday nights, so I had Thursday nights would be Survivor, then it would be SmackDown to be on at the same time and then there'd be a Bruins game on. Then there would also be who's Line. So I can't decide who the fuck I want to watch. Oh, okay. Because, then I just fell out of Survivor.
Speaker 1:No, I get the next one. All right, you're going to get the next one.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm going to give you this question because I know, as you know, what the answer is. What's my favorite ice cream flavor? Oh, lord Jesus. I'm going to be specific too, but if you get whatever it is, that's fine. I got to remember what it's called now Shit.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, I just wrote something down and you got to remember what it's called. I'm like, oh, hold on, all right, I'm going to give you my answer, because it's, that's fine. What do you got? Or your cookies in green, half baked? Oh, you went with like a Ben and Jerry specific. Yeah, so I was going to be specific.
Speaker 2:But if you would have put cookie dough down, I would have totally accepted that oh okay. Do we even have to ask the next question, or can I just give you my answer out loud?
Speaker 1:The question is do I have road rage?
Speaker 2:No, you do not.
Speaker 1:That is correct.
Speaker 2:Do I have road rage?
Speaker 1:Yes, you know how much.
Speaker 2:Wait, we should be like does chef have road rage?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know how much I don't have road rage. I was driving. I just came back from McDonald's the other day. There's a four way leading back to the school and you take a left to go towards the school and there's two lanes on the opposite side and then there's one on the right that goes the opposite direction on that road. Yeah, so I was turning left into the road and as I was turning left to get onto the road, a woman had decided to cut all the other cars off, drive on the opposite side of the road, almost hits me and goes through the red light. And my response I swear to God, it would have been so funny, you sitting in the cars, but I went like this. I was like what, what? And that was it. I was like wow, and I just kept driving. That's my level of road rage, okay, okay. So let me, I don't, you know. Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2:I know Jon Snow.
Speaker 1:We'll skip that one. Oh God, this question. What are my favorite puppies? Kittens or sloths? All right, I said puppies, puppies, puppies. I drew boobies. That's good. That's good, I like that. That's definitely something.
Speaker 2:That's funny, the puppies, the puppies oh yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, all right this is for 0.7.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll just keep going after that, that's fine.
Speaker 2:We'll just put seven next to the seven and then we'll just redo it again. Okay, who is more organized Me? Me? Who is more organized, me or you Organized, huh?
Speaker 1:I said me, I said you.
Speaker 2:I can be on certain things, but overall I'm not very. I was thinking about it, I was like I'm fairly organized and then I was like you know, Kyle's got like a folder for like everything, so I don't really think it's me All right. So let's erase this. That's going to leave a stain.
Speaker 1:I know they all leave. I was noticing that as I was going along. That's what she said. All right, what's an item I always have with me, not counting my phone, wallet and keys? Oh, I know this one, yeah.
Speaker 2:I know this one. Come on, buddy.
Speaker 1:I know exactly what you're thinking Ready Chapstick. Oh yeah, you know me all too well, absolutely. She has to.
Speaker 2:I was going to say either chapstick or I was going to say pill capsules. Both would have been correct Pill containers.
Speaker 1:I always keep pill containers, chapstick a Swiss army knife, tissues earbuds condoms. Whoa hey wow.
Speaker 2:Some type of device to charge your phone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I try to keep my laptop on me whenever I can. Oh, yes, all right, sir. Who is my favorite actor?
Speaker 2:Who is your favorite actor? I'm just going to put a random name and hope for the best Actor. It's probably not good when he hasn't even wrote anything down yet and I already have my answer.
Speaker 1:The Rock.
Speaker 2:Oh, I said Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1:You know I'm actually not a huge fan of Tom Hanks. I guess, as a person I don't think he's bad. He's not a huge fan of his acting.
Speaker 2:The question for you is what instruments can I play?
Speaker 1:Let's set ground rules for this right now, fluently, okay, fluently, because then you can be like well, I played the oboe one back in elementary school. Yeah, no, I know how to play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Okay, and I'm going to put A goose egg. I put air guitar.
Speaker 2:That doesn't count. No, it is a goose egg, a big goose egg. I don't know how to play it. I played drums once, but that was more, just to get outrage.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I played guitar for a little bit, but I don't really know how to do it that well, so I could strum you a little chord.
Speaker 2:And my grandmother used to have a piano, but I used to just dick around with a piano, yeah.
Speaker 1:For the xylophone with the kids. That's true. Technically you could say I could play the triangle very well.
Speaker 2:There you go. Ding ding, there you go, do the gong. I'm a pretty good person at the gong, oh, the gong, yeah, the cowbell. Now there would have been a timeframe where there would have been a certain somebody who would have known the answer to this question.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But that person shall remain nameless.
Speaker 1:Okay, fucking bitch.
Speaker 2:What character am I from the office, jim?
Speaker 1:Jim. Yeah, I knew you, I don't watch the office that much, but out of all the characters, I thought Jim would be the. I'm a Jim. Yeah, I'm a.
Speaker 2:Jim, I had a Pam at once, and then Pam did me dirty.
Speaker 1:Fuck you.
Speaker 2:Not the actual Pam, because the actual Pam is. I have a huge crush on Jenna Fisher. Oh Christ.
Speaker 1:My house is burning down. What one item do I grab? Not including humans or our animals? Okay. What is one item I would run into my room and grab? Okay.
Speaker 2:Oh, you know what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you got Laptop, laptop.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 2:I was gonna put PS5 and I was like that laptop's more important than the PS5. The PS5 can be replaced. There's a lot of shit on that laptop that can't be replaced.
Speaker 1:That is absolutely factually accurate. Thank you, I haven't even been keeping score anymore.
Speaker 2:Oh, I got it. We're up to ten.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, cool Ten, ten. So it's your turn to read one, right?
Speaker 2:You can go. Okay, we've been going back and forth, so it's fine.
Speaker 1:What's my favorite type of candy? Like specifically or yeah, let's go with, like brand name candy.
Speaker 2:Okay, oh my God, I can't even fucking spell today. What is wrong with me?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, I knew that you knew the canine Reese's.
Speaker 2:Reese's. Yeah, do you know about the factory, the chocolate factory, that had an explosion, the Palmer factory in Pennsylvania?
Speaker 1:No, yep, really that's some crazy shit.
Speaker 2:By the time this episode comes out it would probably be outdated. But yeah, at the time of recording it happened the other day. There was three people who died and then there was like a bunch of people there was four or five people that were missing and there was like a. If you look up the picture, there's a big chunk like the building missing and I was like, oh, palmer's is pretty popular during Easter, so that's probably a problematic thing to happen.
Speaker 1:Oh I know, Right before Easter, mm-hmm, that's tough.
Speaker 2:What's my least favorite place I've ever traveled to. I even have to think about this my least favorite place to travel I've traveled to. And this is actually going to be like.
Speaker 1:That's tough because it's like I don't know where many. I know some places that you've traveled, but you've always expressed joy going to them. Mm-hmm, I'm just going to rate a generic answer. Me too. I wrote the hospital.
Speaker 2:I wrote work. Both places?
Speaker 1:Probably not a place you want to be.
Speaker 2:No, I would probably want to go to the hospital because I'm in pain and I want them to take care of me.
Speaker 1:But if you weren't in pain, you wouldn't be at the hospital.
Speaker 2:That is true. I suppose I'll go. I'll go, oh you want to go, okay. Did you read what this says?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Hold on. Oh boy, will I become an old person yelling at kids to get off my lawn? Guess or no? Yeah, I will.
Speaker 1:Yes, an emphatic yes.
Speaker 2:You little bastards, get off my lawn. You fucking generation X Y. You kids have no idea how lucky you have it. I'm walking around. You can just reach up in the air and pull down some McDonald's french fries. You little fuckers.
Speaker 1:I remember the day where we had to actually go to the restaurant.
Speaker 2:You have to understand. We had to order the food on an app and then we had to wait for it to come to us.
Speaker 1:You know there's actually they're doing. It's not in America at the moment. Well, there's a few places, but they're actually working on getting drones to bring packages, groceries, food, people now.
Speaker 2:Do they have those? Amazon have drones right now.
Speaker 1:They are, but only in very select places. So what's the sketchiest situation we've been in together? Oh, sketchiest situation we've been in together.
Speaker 2:I know of a couple. I'm just trying to think of which one would be sketchier, a sketchy situation we've been in together Trying to think of what. A couple of things come to mind. I'm going to write a couple of things down.
Speaker 1:To be honest, I'm going to give this a pass because I can't think of any sketchy situations.
Speaker 2:There's this one, and then I'm trying to give you another one. There was another one. We were in.
Speaker 1:All right, I'm going to let you read them off then, because, like I said, I had no.
Speaker 2:I just have one. All right, what is it? The Patent Show in Massachusetts. It was a little sketchy because we were in Northampton, we didn't really know the area, I didn't really feel sketched out, though you didn't feel sketched out.
Speaker 1:No, I had a great time actually.
Speaker 2:Well, I had a good time and it would get me wrong.
Speaker 1:I mean, being in a different environment can make you feel a little weird. But when I think of sketched out, I think about, like you know, bad situations.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to think of. I feel like there is one that we're missing. I mean, we've been to wrestling shows together. That's been the casino. That hasn't been a problem.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we've been to the malls.
Speaker 2:We've been to the mall. That really hasn't been an issue. Here's a sketchy situation you broke Eddie's screen and his wife fucking tore you a new one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was a sketchy situation.
Speaker 2:That was a little sketch. I know there have been times we've been in the car where we were like this is kind of sketchy. It's a little bit of a sketchy situation oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean, would you consider the school broadcasting sketchy? It's like out in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 2:No, you know what was sketchy the night that we had to drop Al off and then we got lost, oh yeah, and we were like we had no idea what we were but we were out over and killing me and then we started to, just because I think your GPS was working, and that was before phones were more advanced than they are now.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And we're driving along and all of a sudden I look around and I'm like holy shit. And you were like what? I'm like I know where the fuck we are. You were like you do. I was like, yes, I know where we are. Right, there is a bowling alley, see. I told you there's a bullet eye right there, oh yeah, and then we just kept going. I said turn right, go there. And then we got on the highway and we were like nice.
Speaker 1:Wow, yeah, I don't I've Because.
Speaker 2:Al lived on like this fucking like ranch in the middle of fucking nowhere and there was like no street lights around and yes, yeah, I do remember that I'm gonna take it fucking away from the hash singing slasher.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know, yeah, all right, what is my biggest pet peeve? You probably did not get the same one. No, I said bad drivers.
Speaker 2:I said your wife not doing her chores. Oh Jesus.
Speaker 1:Yeah, chef is pretty bad at not doing that. I can be a pet peeve sometimes.
Speaker 2:I think she doesn't listen to the show.
Speaker 1:I know right, yeah, somebody's gonna email her one of these days. That's fine, chef. Did you know your husband was talking smack?
Speaker 2:Oh, it would be the first time.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 2:I love her. I'd be like technically it really actually wasn't him, it was, it was, it was Kev.
Speaker 1:I think the people that you love the most you talk smack on the most.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, you're gonna love this.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:This is funny, They've they've made this more family friendly.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Snuggle, marry and kill Elon Musk, jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg. Bro, who would I snuggle, marry and kill?
Speaker 1:Oh, my God, all right.
Speaker 2:So I'm gonna put an S and M and a K.
Speaker 1:All right, s M K. What are the options again?
Speaker 2:Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Zuckerberg.
Speaker 1:Geez, I don't know if I'm gonna get this right, but what do you? What do you got S, which is snuggle. I got Zuckerberg.
Speaker 2:No, no what would you? Do? I'd snuggle Elon Musk because he took over Twitter and I love Twitter. I'd marry Bezos because he has just as much money as Musk, but I don't think he's as crazy as Musk. Yeah, and then I would kill Zuckerberg because I could give two shits about Facebook.
Speaker 1:Okay, you know that was one of those questions. That's so fucking weird.
Speaker 2:I wish it was about females and not males. It would have made it a little less.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I wouldn't be able to get that in a heartbeat.
Speaker 2:What's the most important part of my morning routine? Honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 1:So I just said Folgers.
Speaker 2:I don't even drink coffee, I put nothing. I don't have an important part of my routine, that's why I didn't I feel like the most important part would be to make sure I wake up on time with my alarm. Yeah, that's the most important part. Yeah, I didn't know, so I was like I literally I get up, like when I have to get up for work on Thursday. I'm going to get up, roll out of bed, get dressed quickly, brush my teeth and leave. That's what I do. I don't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we should probably skip that one. I feel like it was like a similar question to the other one.
Speaker 2:What's the dumbest thing we've done together?
Speaker 1:I can't think of anything that like we've done. That's dumb.
Speaker 2:I mean, there's some things that people would categorize as dumb.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right, let me read. Am I a?
Speaker 2:troll Like literally, or like troll like like you're.
Speaker 1:Like a practical joker.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:You know, I like to.
Speaker 2:I put yes, yeah, yeah, literally and figuratively, because you're an onion, I am an onion, you have layers.
Speaker 1:Layers. Do I think dressing dogs in clothing is cute or stupid? All right, I wrote stupid but cute. I used to put Bailey and stuff all the time. I don't mind doing it to the cat, the dogs. I'm like they won't sit still. It's not not funny.
Speaker 2:Shout out to the telemarketer. I'm getting calling my phone right now from red in Connecticut. Shout out to you.
Speaker 1:Shout out to all the debt collectors looking for money from me Fuck you guys, you ain't getting shit. All right here. Let me read one. Yeah, that's fine. What is my favorite holiday?
Speaker 2:Ooh shit, it's one of two.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna go off the grid on this one, so.
Speaker 2:If you're going off the grid, then fuck. Alright, I'll say uh.
Speaker 1:And I'll explain my answer.
Speaker 2:I swear to God, if it's something that I thought it was gonna be and it's not gonna be, pissed.
Speaker 1:Alright, I wrote Fourth of July. Fuck yeah, buddy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Fuck, yeah, I love Fourth of July man.
Speaker 2:Well, when you set off the grid because I originally had Christmas, then I was like. He likes Halloween, though, because he dresses up like a fucking maniac all the time.
Speaker 1:Yeah and then you know, yeah, christmas would have been my like commercial holiday, that I would have been like, yeah, everybody loves fucking Christmas well, most people do. But then, like I wanted to go with something that I'm like it's a personal holiday to me that I love.
Speaker 2:Fair enough.
Speaker 1:I mean. Granted, you know you celebrate it for a lot of different reasons, but the main thing for me is that I get this when I spend time with my family. It's summer. Summer's my favorite time of year the cookouts, the burgers the sweaties, whole parties, all that stuff. Oh yeah, all of it just is so much fun. Fireworks oh yeah, I love fireworks. So Fourth of July is one of those ones like.
Speaker 2:Question for you. You have the answer. You have the right to down what's my favorite holiday.
Speaker 1:Well, I definitely know it's not Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2:It's not Christmas either.
Speaker 1:It's not Christmas, I would have to say Thanksgiving. It is Thanksgiving. Yeah, I had a feeling like and I think we had that discussion before and one of the if you go back to some of our previous Wicked Case podcast episodes there was one where we talked about holidays and yes, there was yeah, and yours said Thanksgiving was yours.
Speaker 2:Good thing, good remembering.
Speaker 1:Yeah, actually done.
Speaker 2:Excluding work, family and friends. What do I actually care about the most?
Speaker 1:I put either the Bruins or sports in general, but the Bruins baby.
Speaker 2:Yeah, see, I know, I know Hashtag in our blood. Oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1:Black and gold till I'm dead and cold. Yeah, and it was funny. I was talking to Eddie about that the other day, or.
Speaker 2:EC 420.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was talking to Eddie about that the other day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was talking to Eddie about that the other day, yeah.
Speaker 1:I was talking to Eddie about that the other day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was talking to Eddie about that, or EC 420. I was talking to him about that and I'm like I didn't realize how important sports were.
Speaker 2:Until you started to get into it.
Speaker 1:Until I started getting into it Now, if the Bruins win the Stanley Cup, which they most likely will, that's why I didn't say they will.
Speaker 2:I said they're most likely. No, not most likely. There's no likely. There's a lot of hurdles.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:A lot of weird chicken happen between now and the middle of June.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then you will have the same reaction as you when they went in 2011.
Speaker 2:I don't think I'd have that reaction, though, because in 2011, like, like I said, the three years prior, they had lost in game sevens, and the year before they were up three oh in the series against Philly. And then we're up three oh in game seven and lost five four.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So that was devastating and obviously, like I said, the prior two years game seven losses over time and lost to the Hurricanes in game seven. Then that was the year that the Penguins won the Cup and then in 08, they lost in game seven of the Canadians.
Speaker 1:So but I will say I will probably have a similar reaction because for me I didn't really become. I was like you know, I wouldn't say a fan, but I was like a casual fan at that point. So for me I didn't have an importance or a level of wanting it. Now that I'm actually a big fan of the Bruins and I've watched them get close multiple times since 2011 and haven't been able to, you know when they lost to the Hurricanes and when they lost to St Louis.
Speaker 2:Oh, don't even bring up St Louis, that's oh. There's been multiple times, and they lost Chicago, too, in 2013.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, so there's been multiple times where they've gotten close and haven't got it. Since I've actually become a real fan.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm surprised that you haven't been more excited, because recently the Penguins won Stanley Cup, so you should have been jacked about that.
Speaker 1:No, I was jacked in the moment when they did, but not anymore, I didn't cry. I wouldn't cry.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't have cried for it, but if the Penguins had lost to the sharks I'd been like good. Marlo and Thornton deserve a Stanley Cup, and they got what they deserved.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's reasonable, this one.
Speaker 2:I might skip this one. I'll ask the question, but I might skip it because this one's tough. What's my all time favorite internet video? There are just so many out there. There's so many out there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll skip that one. You flip the card over.
Speaker 2:Who is the most annoying person we know?
Speaker 1:Oh God, there's so many, there are so many.
Speaker 2:Oh God, who is the most annoying person, though, that we know. Shit.
Speaker 1:Are we sure we want to answer that one? Yeah, actually. I do On live.
Speaker 2:I sure fucking do, because I don't give a shit. You said we were going to be politically incorrect, so, like person we know in our lives, it just says who is the most annoying person that we know.
Speaker 1:So there's so many, though there's so many.
Speaker 2:All right, Hold on. I'm trying to think of who I'm even going to put here. Fuck it.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're writing long. We did not get the same answer All right. I went with the person we were talking about before, Al oh I went with Eddie's wife Michelle.
Speaker 2:Oh Lord, jesus, dude, you know, you know. First off, she went off on you because you went through the screen after you had profusely apologized or apologized all night, felt bad about it, offered to pay for it and she was still yipping at the mouth until I came down and tore a new one and fucking yelled back at her. Then there's all the countless times that we're down there minding our own business, watching the game, and she chooses to pick a fight with poor Eddie or EC because he's in the middle of watching the game. Take care of the laundry, make sure you take care of the trash. Fucking, really, right now I'm watching the fucking game, leaving the fuck alone. Are you kidding me? Right now?
Speaker 1:Oh Lord Jesus, Hope she never hears this one.
Speaker 2:She doesn't, I don't give a rat's ass if she does. You have a gambling addiction. Fix your shit.
Speaker 1:God.
Speaker 2:Stop making Eddie's life fucking miserable, you bitch.
Speaker 1:Want me to cut that out?
Speaker 2:No, I do not. Okay, I do not. You want me to voice my frustrations. This is me voicing my frustrations. I hope you hear this therapy session.
Speaker 1:All right, what is my role model? Who is my role model?
Speaker 2:I don't know if this is going to be like a celebrity or if it's going to be like a person.
Speaker 1:you know I'm going to say All right, I chose my father, the legend.
Speaker 2:I put one of your grandfathers.
Speaker 1:I mean that was going to be my close second.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the men in my life, basically you know, my father, my grandfather, they were all.
Speaker 2:The man that took you from your house that one time, when you lured you with candy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that guy. But yeah, they're all my role models.
Speaker 2:There is an answer to this question. I hope you get it right. What friends character am I?
Speaker 1:I actually have not watched friends enough to know I know I think there's one friend character that I remember. See if I remember the name Ross.
Speaker 2:No, I'm a Chandler.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm a.
Speaker 2:Chandler.
Speaker 1:I've never I've known the friends. I've heard of friends but never watched it. I never had an interest to.
Speaker 2:Okay, oh, my goodness, okay, there is a definitive answer to this.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:What's my favorite TV show of all time?
Speaker 1:TV show of all time.
Speaker 2:I will tell you this it is a sitcom. It's not like a Nickelodeon show. This is a I don't know, then Shit.
Speaker 1:I mean, if you want, but with maybe Seinfeld.
Speaker 2:That's close, but I want the Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's right. Yes, I know, I know you're a big fan of Big Bang Theory. I'm a big fan of K L Quocco. Yeah, I mean, I'll blame you. What's my favorite restaurant? Now see, am I going? Like just fast casual, you're going with whatever.
Speaker 2:Any restaurant doesn't matter If it's upscale and fancy, if it's.
Speaker 1:All right, I'm going to put two down just to be on the. Okay, make sure that you get a chance.
Speaker 2:Okay, we'll do this one and we'll do. I think I have either one of them, right.
Speaker 1:All right, what'd you pick?
Speaker 2:Chili's and Olive Garden.
Speaker 1:No, I went with Longhorn and Friendly's. Yeah, I know I like Olive Garden, I like Chili's, but if I had the choice to go, I would definitely go to Longhorn or Like Friendly's. I love Friendly's.
Speaker 2:I'm sure you do love Friendly's. I should have known better. Go ahead.
Speaker 1:All right, what was my biggest accomplishment in the last week? You pooped, I pooped. I mean I had a big accomplishment I told you about today. Yeah, but I don't know. That wasn't last week, though that wasn't last week.
Speaker 2:I got one. Hold on, you're going to laugh.
Speaker 1:I think I know what you're going with.
Speaker 2:Let's see if we connect on this one. This would be funny if we did.
Speaker 1:I wrote, I was not sick, or dead.
Speaker 2:Oh, I wrote, you got a new vacuum.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but see, that wasn't my own accomplishment, that was the company's accomplishment.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I feel like you probably pestered or badgered them enough where you were like is there any chance I could get a new fucking vacuum over here, guy?
Speaker 1:That's true, yeah, yeah, that wasn't accomplishment on my end.
Speaker 2:That's my favorite kind of pizza.
Speaker 1:I don't know the exact one, so I'm just going to go with the general. Maybe like oh no, actually I said meat lovers at first, but then I went.
Speaker 2:Maybe like Supreme Cheese, just plain cheese, but you always like it when I get toppings and shit on the pizza, yeah, I know, but if we're talking like favorite pizza, like it's cheese, if you're sitting down and watching a football game, I mean, toppings are nice. The problem with the toppings, though, is you go to pick up the pizza and the fucking toppings are so heavy the pizza just like flops, like a dead wrist. Just hangs there and now all your toppings slide off.
Speaker 1:So now you just have essentially and you got toppings you can pick out of the plate. All right, fair enough. Who would be more willing to kill a spider, me or you?
Speaker 2:More willing to kill one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wrote me. You hey yeah.
Speaker 2:I've seen you with capital punishment.
Speaker 1:All right, you know, sometimes you got to do what you got to do, man, when they were crawling around, just what's my least favorite genre of music. Least favorite genre.
Speaker 2:Least favorite.
Speaker 1:No, because I don't know.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna say like reggae rap rap really but, but I should put like an asterisk next to this because it would be like current day rap If it's like 90s old school rap.
Speaker 1:I'm cool with it. That's why I didn't go with it, because I haven't. I don't have any problems with reggae.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, you just this is man. You just you're just driving along chilling in the car with John.
Speaker 1:John.
Speaker 2:John and I shot the sheriff.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:All right. What's my all time favorite video game?
Speaker 1:NHL Super.
Speaker 2:Mario, super Mario.
Speaker 1:Okay, I can respect it. I mean, you got to admit, though earlier NHL.
Speaker 2:Yeah, now that they've fucking decided to make everything you know a joke, because they don't do the game well, because they're too busy with their financial transactions. You know, people pay like $17 or $18 for one digital pack online.
Speaker 1:That's how they make all their money, yeah, but I thought you still like to play it.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you this I don't remember the last time I've actually played the game. I've been in it and I've been creating teams, but aside from that, I'm not playing the game you like to play when it's me. If it's against you, yes. If it's against the computer, I don't want to be bothered with it.
Speaker 1:Fair enough.
Speaker 2:There's a reason why I tried to set up my Super Nintendo I wanted to play some Super Mario.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, I mean, I can respect that.
Speaker 2:And then NHL 95.
Speaker 1:NHL 95,. Yeah, all right. So what musical artist am I really into lately? There's a couple.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to put a random answer and hope for the best.
Speaker 1:You're never going to get it. I could put several honestly, because I listen to a lot of new music.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to stick with this one person.
Speaker 1:Magnolia Parker Token Put Eric Church. You know I have not really been into modern country recently. Like I'll listen to it. I like Luke Combs and stuff like that. But like really honestly I've just been listening to like a lot of rap current, like rap and rock punk rock. You know things like that. Oh, another person I could have said was falling in reverse, but you know there's so many, all right, so I figure we'll do two more cards. I'll do one, I need to. So like four questions, one on each side and then, because we're at the 50 minute mark, yeah, all right, all right. So what class did I hate the most in high school? Then you can have that.
Speaker 2:What class did you hate the most in high school?
Speaker 1:Okay, pe Math. Actually, I was really good at math.
Speaker 2:Doesn't mean you liked it so.
Speaker 1:I was kind of like that like stereotypical nerd, where I hated PE. I loved math, love science. I wasn't a big fan of history.
Speaker 2:I love history.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I hated mostly like the physical ones, because I was always made fun of, because I was fat, wow, high school I wasn't super fat, I was getting fat, I was getting fat, same here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right, see, if you remember this, what's my shoe size?
Speaker 1:Oh Jesus, Can we get it within a half point?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's fine. All right, I wrote down multiple answers.
Speaker 1:All right, I went 10 and a half to 11.
Speaker 2:I went 10 or 10 and a half. Yeah, you're good.
Speaker 1:All right, I feel like this was.
Speaker 2:It all depends on the shoe type. Some shoes I'm a 10, some shoes I'm a 10 and a half. Some I'm 11.
Speaker 1:Do you remember where my shoe size 13? No, but close 12 or 12 and a half. Got that big feet.
Speaker 2:Sure Big feet, little brain.
Speaker 1:Ooh.
Speaker 2:I think I already know the answer to this one who would be better at dealing with a hostage negotiation, you or me?
Speaker 1:I said me you yeah. I was thinking, I'm like, you do have a silver tongue. You can talk your way out of a situation.
Speaker 2:I think I can, but I feel like you with your calming voice, in pacifistic ways, would probably be the edge to help somebody, especially if it's a hostage situation where they're like you're like, listen, man, you don't want to do this. I think both of us would be good, but I think you'd be a little bit better at it, okay. You don't want to do this, let them go. Whatever you're upset about, we'll talk about it. Man, we'll make sure that you're safe and we'll make sure you get what you need, or whatever.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I feel like in the situation you could be pretty good at that too.
Speaker 2:I could be, because I used to deal with customers for 16 years and I had to smooth over a lot of shit. But there were also times, too, when I told some ladies she could go fuck herself because I wasn't dealing with her and her one hour worth of me having to scan her fucking coupons. Beat it, get the fuck out.
Speaker 1:I'm not dealing with this shit. The fuck out of here.
Speaker 2:Stop fucking walking around running my store. If you're not buying anything, get the fuck out. I don't care that it's 10 degrees out and you're cold, that's not my problem. Maybe you should have paid attention to math class more fuckface. Colin knows what I'm talking about. Don't like. No, get the fuck out of here. I don't need you sleeping in the back of my store, making it all awkward for everybody, whether or not you're sleeping or dead. Get the fuck out.
Speaker 1:That is tough, that's very tough. All right, what was my biggest accomplishment? In the last year. I feel like the last year, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know Biggest accomplishment in the last year.
Speaker 1:All right, I got one All right, I wrote this podcast, the Wiki Keys podcast. Let's get wicked.
Speaker 2:I put started doing karate. No, because you're trying to get yourself healthy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I don't feel like that was my biggest accomplishment because, like, yeah, it's cool and all, but you know I wanted to. My thing about accomplishments is it's something that I've pushed past, and the whole podcast is something that we really had a struggling for a while to get up and running and make it a really prominent thing. And now look at us, we're over 50 episodes deep. We're actually starting to get some listeners, get people tuning in.
Speaker 2:And, by the way, I just got a message from the listeners. They want us to keep going, so we're going to keep going.
Speaker 1:Okay, fine, bye.
Speaker 2:I can't believe you done this.
Speaker 1:Dummy, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's the first time we've actually used that on a show. I know yeah.
Speaker 1:Alright, go ahead.
Speaker 2:Which is my favorite? Krispy Kreme, cinnabon or Dairy Queen, ooh, which is weird, because at least Krispy Kreme and Cinnabon are in the same realm, dairy Queen's in as a whole, the realm by itself.
Speaker 1:I can't understand if they said like Dunkin' Donuts or.
Speaker 2:Starbucks or something yeah.
Speaker 1:Starbucks. I went with Dairy Queen.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, I got one right across from my house. Yeah yeah, fucking, a-right guy.
Speaker 1:Well, that's the cool thing about Dairy Queen is you can get regular food. You can get ice cream, right it's. I mean, it's all around great place, right? Alright, you wanted to do the last question.
Speaker 2:We're just gonna keep going, fuck it, I don't care.
Speaker 1:Alright. Well, how do I deal with stress?
Speaker 2:Currently. Or how did you used to deal with stress? Because I know how you used to deal with stress. Let's go currently Currently. Okay, currently, can we both say that you used to deal with stress with a little bit of the chiva.
Speaker 1:I mean, I don't make it a secret.
Speaker 2:Well, obviously it's not really a secret anymore nowadays, but yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I used to, you used to, you know, you used to hammer down a little bit of that green grass. Yeah, you know, in the clock hit 420,. You know, I did too. You did not. Yeah, you did it at any time.
Speaker 2:You didn't care Anytime, any place, anywhere. We were sitting there playing video games. You're like hold on a second, you go over the window, you go pfft. I'm like what are you doing? You're like no, don't worry about it, it's fine. Don't worry about it, it's fine.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's probably why I have the brain of a goldfish.
Speaker 2:What do you do right now? Yeah, I would say uh, oh, sounds like.
Speaker 1:Uh, the crazens are going nuts. Oh Christ, Is anybody home? Is my dad home? Oh yeah, it looks like my dad's home.
Speaker 2:I'm going to put two answers, all right.
Speaker 1:All right, I'll go with one. I'm going to play video games.
Speaker 2:I put play video games or masturbate.
Speaker 1:I mean those are both very good options. I mean I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 2:Or play video games while you masturbate.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, I do both. You know, Got a controller in one hand and a different type of joystick in the other.
Speaker 2:Oh Christ, go to the next question.
Speaker 1:All right, here's a movie question. Okay, what's your favorite Anchorman?
Speaker 2:the Hangover or my question what's your favorite?
Speaker 1:Yeah, anchorman Hangover or Bridesmaids. I'm not a huge fan of all of them Like they're okay.
Speaker 2:Some of them are good. I went with Anchorman I was going to put.
Speaker 1:Anchorman, I put Hangover. Hangover was a close second. It was between those two.
Speaker 2:I'm not a huge fan of Bridesmaids Shit, but I was definitely going to choose one of those two.
Speaker 1:Okay, what's the question? Good luck with this.
Speaker 2:Who is my favorite athlete? Oh, Lord Jesus.
Speaker 1:I will say do we do current? It is a current day person.
Speaker 2:It's not a past person. All right, I said Bergeron. That's right, that's Bergeron buddy.
Speaker 1:Okay, I know I know, I'm like you know, if you went past like I'm sure there's so many that you could have chosen from.
Speaker 2:But yeah, you wouldn't have gotten, if it was my past player.
Speaker 1:Yeah, wayne Gretzky. No, I'm sorry, I got it, I got Bobby Orr.
Speaker 2:No, actually no. No, because Bobby Orr wasn't around my time.
Speaker 1:I said in past, like any past player.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I don't think Bobby Orr would have been the person I would have picked. I would have probably came Griffey Jr oh okay.
Speaker 1:All right, I respect that. All right, I wish I could change up all the time, so this might be difficult. I will say, instead of saying it says what do I normally usually have for breakfast, I'm going to put what is my favorite breakfast item, because there's so many things I just change up all the time. All right, I wrote pancakes.
Speaker 2:I put donuts.
Speaker 1:I mean, I respect donuts.
Speaker 2:I do. I figured only because you're at Dunkin' On the Time and my fat ass does love donuts.
Speaker 1:Chef brought some Krispy Kreme home the other night. I was in heaven, got that jelly-filled donut.
Speaker 2:Delicious. Please don't ever do that in the mic for it again.
Speaker 1:This is a MSSN. I can't believe you don't do that. No, no, I get to.
Speaker 2:No, don't play, sounds when I'm making sexual noises in the mic.
Speaker 1:Don't do it. But yes, I do love some Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 2:Would you, would my parents say I was a well-behaved child?
Speaker 1:Is there enough room to fit? Just go ahead and say it.
Speaker 2:Actually I was a well-behaved child.
Speaker 1:No, no, you were a troublemaker. No, I wasn't. Sir.
Speaker 2:I was a troublemaker when I was younger and then, as I got older, I was better.
Speaker 1:Put it this way Should I call your mom right now, you can Put her on air.
Speaker 2:You can, but she's at work right now so I don't know if she'd appreciate it. I was a good kid. She would tell you I was a good kid. I knew right from wrong for the most part.
Speaker 1:I'm not saying like knowing the morals.
Speaker 2:No, I was well-behaved. I was an only child. How am I going to get myself into trouble?
Speaker 1:Because you didn't have anybody to reflect on, so you ended up doing things.
Speaker 2:No, like I said, I got in trouble in elementary school and I was suspended once from elementary school and I had a lot of in-school suspensions and stuff. But as I got older I was better.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, fair enough.
Speaker 2:All right, this one's going to be a real brain buster for you. Okay, what's my nickname?
Speaker 1:Well, you still use it to this day, so I'm going to go with the Rath, the Rath, kev.
Speaker 2:Technically I guess my nickname would be Kev, because my name is Kevin. But Rath. Kev is what my moniker is right now. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I'm cool, kyle, Sure you are. I'm cool, kyle, sure you are. According to your mom, I'm cool, kyle, sure you are. What's the question? What's my lucky number? Oh Jesus, I don't really have a lucky number. I don't know. I guess I'll go with four.
Speaker 2:I put 23 because of your birthday and then I put 69 because it's 69.
Speaker 1:Wow. All right, those are not my lucky numbers, but Do you know what my lucky number is?
Speaker 2:What is it Guess?
Speaker 1:10.
Speaker 2:13.
Speaker 1:Ah, okay, I would not have got that 13 or um year of my birth, 88. Oh, okay, fair enough.
Speaker 2:Would I rather watch diners, drive-ins and dives, top chef or chopped?
Speaker 1:That would have been a great question for chef. I'm not going to write it down because it's too much so when you're done I'll just say it Diner drives and dives. Triple D, baby, triple D, triple D. Yeah, I had a feeling All right.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'm got Fieri. We're rolling out Looking for the best diners, drive-ins and dives. Yeah, Becky and I used to watch the show all the time. I've watched it a few times To the point where she was like, do we have to watch this again? I was like this is good to watch while we're eating food.
Speaker 1:That's what we do sometimes. Right, we watch the mythical kitchen. We'll watch Josh cook something up while we're eating, right, all right. So let's see when I was a kid, what did I want to be when I grew up? Oh, I don't know if I've ever told you this. All right, that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, buddy, did I tell you that? I think you did, because you said you loved animals.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, I can't remember. I can't believe you remembered that.
Speaker 2:That's because I don't have a brain of a goldfish, damn.
Speaker 1:Wow, all right, nice job. Thank you, I got a lot of respect. That's my accomplishment for the week. Yeah, remembering that, because I don't even think we've had that talk in a while.
Speaker 2:We've had it though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we've had it.
Speaker 2:But it was a while ago. As soon as I thought about like police man, then you were like I don't think I've ever told you this before and I was, like he said, vet because he wanted to be a vet.
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah, okay. Do I believe in aliens, yes or no? I'm not going to write it down, because I can just say it. I do I do believe in aliens. Do I believe that we'll ever see them in our lifetime? Probably not.
Speaker 2:But oh boy, I'm not even going to write this down On a Friday night. How hard do I party? On a scale from one to five, Five being the hardest.
Speaker 1:I went with a full five baby Woo, I peaked on that one, are you joking me right now? I don't fucking party, dude you don't party at all, so I would say zero.
Speaker 2:It's a one, I guess A one.
Speaker 1:It's the lowest you can do, but I figured five because you party in your head like a rock star, not really.
Speaker 2:Oh, here's a good question for you At what age did I have my first kiss?
Speaker 1:I don't know. We're talking about like considered like a real kiss, or we're talking about like peck?
Speaker 2:No, we're not talking about like a peck that you give to some girl in like elementary school, like on the cheek or something, or like a kiss you give your grandma. I'm talking about open mouth kiss. I actually think about how old I was. Hold on a minute, so that would have been.
Speaker 1:Don't say that louder. You're going to give me the answer no.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to say it, that would have been. All right, so let me think so that that was Hold on. Let me think so. That was that year I would have been on. I've given math in my head and I don't want to do math right now. Hold on so.
Speaker 1:Can you guess the general age or?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I'll put. I'll put one or the other down.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I said 14. 15 or 16.
Speaker 1:Oh it's close. 15 or 16 was going to be my second guess.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because it was in freshman year.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, fair enough, that was in.
Speaker 2:That would have been in 2004.
Speaker 1:I was thinking you were one of those kids that had it in like either like late middle school or freshman year.
Speaker 2:Surprisingly, I actually got married in kindergarten.
Speaker 1:So oh okay, Do you know mine when my first kiss was 20.
Speaker 2:No, no, yeah, no, if it's legit, I'll say 14.
Speaker 1:No 16. Okay, target, amazon or Walmart. I actually shop at all three.
Speaker 2:My favorite.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, I went with Amazon. Amazon with the logo.
Speaker 2:Oh the logo. Nice, you're such an artist Only on these things, buddy. Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 1:Good, all right, do another one, then I'm going to skip that one. Because it says what was my favorite food when I was a kid. Can I guess you can try to guess? I don't even know, that's a problem. That's why I figured skip it. Because Pizza, yeah, sure, I guess we can go with that. Everything, pretty much anything I like as a kid I like now. So I mean, yeah, I guess pizza, chicken, you know anything? Burgers, hot dogs we won't consider that one, and this one's going to be way too easy because there's only very few. What is my favorite sports team? I swear to God, if you say the penguins, I'm going to reach over this desk and skip it and stab you, don't do it.
Speaker 2:I wasn't going to put the penguins. I wasn't going to put somebody else Watch new pal.
Speaker 1:That's a lot longer than what it should be, sir. That's a lot longer than what it should be, sir.
Speaker 2:I put Bruins, red Sox and Patriots.
Speaker 1:Okay, I thought you were writing out a team name. I was about to be like listen, the Bruins do not have that long of a name, sir, I know you. Oh, yeah, you go ahead and go.
Speaker 2:What's my middle name? Oh?
Speaker 1:shit, I know you've told me this like Come on man, come on man. Oh, I know this. We've had this talk like a hundred times.
Speaker 2:Let's go, Kyle James.
Speaker 1:I'm glad you remember mine. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, alan.
Speaker 2:No, it's David dude, no no, it's not. Yes, it is my son's middle name is Alan.
Speaker 1:Oh, your son's middle name is Alan. That's where I was getting it from, oh shit. David, why?
Speaker 2:did I. I'm named for my uncle Dave, and then I took my uncle Dave's middle name, alan, and gave it to my son, oliver, so he's Oliver Alan.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's where I got it from. Okay, I'm a Kevin David.
Speaker 2:Here's a fun fact for you when you were talking earlier about names. You would have been if you were a boy or a girl.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Before I was named Kevin, I allegedly, from what my mom tells me, was going to be named either Zachary, which I would have been okay with Zachary, or and I'm not happy about this one Bradley.
Speaker 1:Oh, Bradley.
Speaker 2:I could have been a Brad Pierce.
Speaker 1:Brad Pierce, that's like jock territory. Oh, jesus Christ, that would have been brutal. Welcome to the Wicked Case podcast with Bradley no it would have been.
Speaker 2:No, it would have been. It would have been Cool, kyle and Be Rad, be Rad. And if it would have been Cool, kyle and Z-Man, because I would have been Zach.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, all right, I wouldn't have mind. Like if I had been named Zach, I wouldn't mind that. That's not a bad name.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I think what my mom said. The other name she was considering was Eric for me. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2:Your mom must have been big in the South Park.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know right, I've been walking around here like Cartman. God damn it, mom, god damn it.
Speaker 2:My no cat.
Speaker 1:This is my puppy, my puppy no cat, this is my cat.
Speaker 2:Oh geez, All right.
Speaker 1:What? What was my first car?
Speaker 2:Oh sick All right.
Speaker 1:Your first car? Yeah, I don't know if you remember this one, it was a 97 Black Chevy.
Speaker 2:I thought it was the Buick.
Speaker 1:The Buick was actually my third car. So the first car was the 9, actually no, it was 90. I don't think it was a 97. I think it was a 94. It was a 94 or a 97 Chevy Cavalier. It was black and then I had about for a year I drove a 94 Blue Chevy. What, what'd you do? Did you shit in your pants? What are you doing? We're live on air. I think he passed out, you all right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:What happened?
Speaker 2:I don't know, that was weird. I don't know, that was weird.
Speaker 1:What were you laughing so hard? You almost.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think, so I'm back. That was crazy.
Speaker 1:What the fuck just happened. Don't pass out on me.
Speaker 2:No, I'm good, I'm good, I can't believe you done this. Oh man, that was crazy.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 2:Good lord, I literally don't even know what just happened Did you black? Out yeah, I did?
Speaker 1:You laughed so hard you blacked out. Dude, I wish there was cameras in this room. That's insane, because you were laughing so hard and then I just watched you dip your head back and stare at the ceiling.
Speaker 2:That would make me do it again. God damn it.
Speaker 1:And then I thought you were joking at first. I thought you were just trying to catch your breath and I'm like what are you doing?
Speaker 2:No, I'm good. I'm good. Now I gotta just get myself back in.
Speaker 1:Oh jeez.
Speaker 2:I think we should end the show now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, after an hour and 15 minutes and you blacking out. Next on the Wikikaze Podcast, Kyle calls 911.
Speaker 2:I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, holy shit. Oh, good, lord, All right we got 21 right here, folks, hey, pretty good. Oh my god, that was crazy.
Speaker 1:Thanks for not dying on me today, you're welcome.
Speaker 2:No, I was laughing because I farted and I left myself out of shame.
Speaker 1:I knew you were laughing at something. I didn't know what the fuck you were laughing at yeah, that's what it was. Because you made this like scratching, going, what the fuck? And then you just started laughing so hard and you took your headphones off and then you just dip back and I'm like what the fuck did he like? I'm like what the fuck just happened here? Yeah, stop.
Speaker 2:All right, stop, I'm done. Hold on, hold on a minute.
Speaker 1:I think, with all that heavy breathing that you're doing right now, I think I got to read off the thing here. So you go ahead and take a breath, just take it easy.
Speaker 2:That was the same. Too little ASMR here.
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Speaker 2:Megan, I need mouth to mouth, please, yes, please, megan.
Speaker 1:Come and call him. He needs your help, I need help. You can also email the wikikazegmailcom.
Speaker 2:All those times I used to tell Colin at work that I didn't know what was going on and I didn't do anything because I blacked out and I literally just fucking did. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:We don't black out again, please. I don't want to do mouth to mouth today.
Speaker 2:I don't want to do mouth to mouth either.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're going to reserve that for Megan, or anybody else, or Emily, oh Christ.
Speaker 2:The craziest part, too, is that you're like did you just black out? And I'm like huh, what You're like. Yeah, you just fucking went blank on me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm like oh, I thought you were joking around, I thought you were just being like. Oh, I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
Speaker 2:No, I was like I could catch my breath. I think I just blacked out and then I popped back.
Speaker 1:Because I had to sip of water. Then I popped back and Well, if we had cameras in here, I would post that to our socials. Oh my God, facebook, instagram and Twitter. At the wikikaze I got to kill some of your water dude.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, that's okay, man, I don't want you dying on me.
Speaker 1:I don't want you dying on me, and we have Patreon Patreoncom forward slash wikikaze. No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:Don't do that Patreoncom forward. Slash wikikaze Bye.
Speaker 2:Sorry, you can do patreoncom forward. Slash the wikikaze $3 a month and if we would have had a camera you could have seen me die and come back to life. That would have been some shit.
Speaker 1:Dude. If I would have been like rest in peace. It looked like you came back like the undertaker, Good Lord.
Speaker 2:That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1:For anybody listening. We had to cut out a lot because Kev passed out and came back to life and then had to take a phone call.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I did. He wants me to come get him, by the way, because his wife's car is ready and we're going to go pick it up for her. Oh, okay, so all right, and so then, peace and love y'all. Thanks for listening to us play the best friend game. We'll do it again sometime. Maybe next time we'll have more people so we can play with teams. No, it would be really fun Is if at some point, a Megan or an Emily came into my life. We could do a couples edition of best friend game and you and chef could play against me and a potential mate.
Speaker 1:That would be interesting. It would be, or you could probably have a man to help you out. Yeah, oh boy, here comes the brigade. We get puppy. This show is just going off the rails.
Speaker 2:Puppy brisket Yay, solid, oh shit, oh yeah. Peace and love y'all.
Speaker 1:Let's get wicked. Take care. M JapaneseMark.